For my friend Tulleuchen.

My world famous friend, the "Mighty Tulleuchen", asked me about Glirkazoids. So here is a brief excerpt from my book, "Hitchin; God's Way Of Letting You Know You Don't Have A Car."...When a few Glirkazoids got wind of his diabolical plan, they spread the word and about 600 billion inhabitants of Glirka decided to head for other worlds!
( You know. Like when Krypton exploded, but with more survivors than just “baby Superman.”)
Now, here is what the awesome, magnificent, spectacular, frightening scene will look like in the upcoming movie:
The misty, blue planet of Glirka FLashes on to the entire movie screen in the “blink of an eye!”
Next, we begin to see tiny, shiny specks, racing away from the doomed planet in every direction!
We soon discern that the specks are little spaceships of all different shapes, colors and diminutive sizes.
First there is one, then two, ten, twenty, one hundred, ten thousand; now, millions of “itty bitty” spaceships, “hightalin’” it away from Glirka! ( Man! We are gonna need a lot of “extras!”)

The Scary Crystal Grill & Cafe Song!

Built in 1859, the Crystal Grill and Cafe began as a saloon with boarding rooms upstairs and is now considered one of the most haunted places in St. Louis. I did this little video because April Clepper, a family friend and owner of the Crystal Grill is a cool and caring person who understands the extreme importance of this historic old building and is working hard to restore this landmark. If you are a skeptic, she invites you to come for a tour and see for yourself. The St. Louis Ghost Hunters Society became believers after their investigation!
With Halloween coming up, what a perfect place to go to get the "you know what" scared out of you!

THE CRYSTAL GRILL AND CAFETERIA
2401 NORTH BROADWAY
ST. LOUIS MISSOURI 63102

Built in 1859, the Crystal Grill and Cafe began as a saloon with boarding rooms upstairs and is now considered one of the most haunted places in St. Louis. I did this little video because April Clepper, a family friend and owner of the Crystal Grill is a cool and caring person who understands the extreme importance of this historic old building and is working hard to restore this landmark. If you are a skeptic, she invites you to come for a tour and see for yourself. The St. Louis Ghost Hunters Society became believers after their investigation!
With Halloween coming up, what a perfect place to go to get the "you know what" scared out of you!

THE CRYSTAL GRILL AND CAFETERIA
2401 NORTH BROADWAY
ST. LOUIS MISSOURI 63102

Why aren't the Aposematics world famous yet? No, I am NOT obsessed with the Aposematics!

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I write this blog for me. Writing weird, silly, abstract, nonsensical things takes me away from my real problems and worries that have a tendancy to depress me. If it serves as an escape from reality for you guys, well, that's good too! However, even if I was on another planet (Some say I already am), zillions of miles away from contact with ANY life forms, I would still write, so I could forget about being on a deserted planet zillions of light years away from my loved ones. ( I think light years is better than miles, don't you?)
Now, here are some silly things that I don't understand, but writing about them helps me to relieve my stress from worrying about these things.
1. Why aren't the Aposematics famous yet? Yes, they have local fame and were mentioned in "Rolling Stone" magazine but they should be WORLD FAMOUS by now! Come on! They're that good! If they never become world famous what hope is there for the rest of us? Anyway, it helps me to write this down so it doesn't keep messin' with my dysfunctional brain 24/7!
2. Why doesn't everybody recognize that John Farmer ( Aposematics) is a genius songwriter, awesome singer and MASTER recording technician. Listen to these words he wrote: " Oh, sight for soreeyes, won't you come in, I've been combing the street for hours, just about to come in"... ( Who said I'm obsessed with the Aposematics? Heavens no!)
3. Lori Koch's voice is better than Taylor Swift's or Carrie Underwood's because Lori's voice puts me "THERE!" Lori's voice transports me to another time, dimension, and cozy warm place that Taylor and Carrie don't take me. ( I already told you, NO! I am not obsessed with the Aposematics! Chee-wawa!)
Wait a minute! We can help the Aposematics by supporting them at their concerts, clicking on their music, sharing their songs with others, and...whoops! I'm supposed to be writing this for myself as a kind of therapy and now I'm starting to include you guys in my Aposematic obsession...uh, I mean, NOT obsession, uh, support, yeah, that's it, SUPPORT!
See ya later!