THOUGHTFUL THURSDAYS
As most of you already know, I always write my "Thoughtful Thursdays" blog post in soft subtle colors, to enhance the calm, relaxing atmosphere of this weekly feature.
Are you comfortable?
Why don't you make some hot steaming tea, put a shot or three of good whiskey in it, prop your feet up (although that's gonna be hard if you have a desktop computer), play some of your favorite music in the background, like this:
<<Go ahead and click this on while you enjoy my classical blog post.
Did you click on the Mozart music?
By the way,
it's pronounced Moat-zart.
it's pronounced Moat-zart.
Ain't that a kick?!
Why didn't you click it on?
What?!
You hate classical music?!!
I understand that loving classical music is an acquired taste, but please go along with this, and play the damn music, so you can RELAX!! OKAY?!!!
Tea? Check√
Whisky?Check√
Feet propped up?Check√
Mozart music in background?Check√
Good!
Now we can begin our journey to the ultimate peace, satisfaction, contentment, and rapturous ecstasy that you have longed for since you began reading this boring nonsense!
Close your eyes...unless you're driving a car right now, and reading this on your phone.
Let your mind drift, wander, and begin to see wonderful things that your poor heart never imagined.
See anything?
Maybe you need to drink some more of that "Jacked" tea, hmmm?
Are you actually listening to the music right now?
The magic will not work until all the "ingredients" are in place!
They are?
Really?!
Well, alrighty then.
Take deep breaths and begin to chant...
Jai guru dava om...Jai guru dava om...
over and over until you hear a sitar playing in your brain.
Do you hear the sitar?
Click on the video above, and maybe you will, numbskull!
I sense that you are feeling a sense of weightlessness, like an astronaut doing one of those somersault thingys in a space capsule.
Floating...floating...floating...( now echoing) floating...floating...
Say what?
All that floating made you need to go potty?!
Man, that's gonna break the whole mood!
Just potty or the whole shipload?
Well, then, we don't have that kind of time, anyway!
Hope everything comes out all right!
Remember, you're not done until you do the paperwork!
Don't fall in!
Well, this Thoughtful Thursday just went in the toilet!
Well, this Thoughtful Thursday just went in the toilet!
