MY ANNUAL SUPERBOWL ANALYSIS AND PREDICTION FOR MMXIX (2019)
Did you know that a Wilson football has been used in EVERY SUPERBOWL game? In fact, Wilson has been the official football for the NFL since MCMXLI (1941) I'm using roman numerals because they are so Superbowlish.
I hope you all aren't confused that I said this was. "my "ANNUAL" SUPERBOWL analysis and prediction," because I've never done a SUPERBOWL analysis and prediction. What I mean is, this is my FIRST annual SUPERBOWL analysis and prediction.
I'm glad we got that settled before a firestorm of controversy reared it's ugly head upon our calm, peaceful blog.
I used to play football on the Pattonville High School team, so I am quite the expert when it comes to what happens on the ole gridiron.
An actual representation of a real gridiron! For you uninitiated.
Let's see, now, ya got 2 teams playin', the New England Rams and the Los Angeles Patriots. They both must be pretty good, unless they cheated to get into Superbowl LIII (53) Which is next to impossible, right?
The Rams used to be in St. Louis, and before that, L.A., and now they're in good ole New England! How did they do dat?
Analyzing the New England Rams is not very difficult. They have a bunch of HUGE guys that protect their star quarterback, Bart Starr, Bronko Nagurski, Marcia Brady, Drew Brady! (Finally nailed it)
That's the whole story on them!
As for the Patriots, they've been moving around so much that they don't know if they are in St. Louis, Anaheim, Poughkeepsie or what!
I need to make a correction, folks. I got the teams a little mixed up. The actual teams playing in the SUPERBOWL are the Tuscaloosa Tinkerbelles against the Mean Machine from the Longest Yard movie. (I'm talkin' about the original movie with Burt Reynolds, not the crappy one with Adam Sandler)
Uh, I guess you can see that I know nothing about the SUPERBOWL at all.
I thought I would jump on the bandwagon while the iron is hot, and "seize the day," as the late great, Mork from Ork taught me to do!
Even though I have no clue as to who will win the SUPERBOWL, I do predict a NASTY winter of 2018-19. I know I'm goin' out on a limb, but I can be quite daring at times!
FYI, I DO watch the SUPERBOWL for the cool commercials, especially the Budweiser Clydesdale Ads, the Mean Joe Green-like commercials that bring a tear to my eye, any ad with puppies, hilarious commercials with cameos of people you'd never expect, and bizarre ads.
I do not care about the game very much. I would if it were still the St. Louis Cardinals football team, or the St. Louis Rams football team, and that's kinda weird, because I haven't lived in St. Louis for 100 years or more.
1904 St. Louis Worlds Fair...It was grand!
