OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

I can only imagine how all of you billions of fans of this world  renown blog have been "chomping at the bit" to find out who the mysterious Glirkazoids are, who have been captured by the butt ugly, Lord Of Demonica! 

I know this looks like a different Lord Of Demonica from last week...but he's a shapeshifter!

Alas, I ain't gonna tell ya until the end of today's blog, to build up suspense, like Alfred Hitchcock! 

Good evening!

 Gary - " Leave us go over our check list, before we fire up the Silver Sausage Spazeship to rescue the mysterious captives on the mysterious, uncomfortable planet of Anti-Morpheus."

It really looks uncomfortable, don't it?

Rosie - "Roger Wilco!"

Gary - "Who?"

Rosie - "Never mind. Just go over the check list of the things we're gonna need for the mission!"

Gary - "Righteo, Rosie! Let's do it! Okay...one super emulsificator weapon."

(Rosie begins grabbing each item off of shelves from the supply room and checking them off the list.)

Rosie - "Check...wait a sec!! Just ONE super emulsificator weapon?! What about me?"

Gary - "Ha ha ha, Rosie! Get serious! Everybody knows you are a dead shot with your LITTLE emulsificator weapon...

but there is no way you could handle a SUPER EMULSIFICATOR WEAPON...you're a GIRL!!"

SUPER EMULSIFICATOR WEAPON

Rosie - "Oh, REALLY? Do you want to arm wrestle me again, buster? I kicked your little green butt last time, in case you've forgotten!!" 

Gary - "Okay...TWO super emulsificator weapons!"

Rosie - "Check, and check!"

Gary - "One box of Quisp cereal."

Rosie - "Check!"

Gary - " Two kazoos."

Rosie - "To celebrate, IF we land on Anti-Morpheus without crash landing! Check!!

Gary - "One large can of Giant Praying Mantis repellent! 

Rosie - "A DEFINITE check from me, buddy!! They can be such a nuisance!"

Gary - "Two cloaks of invisibility."

Rosie - "I...umm...can't...uh...seem...to be able..."

Gary - "What's taking you so long, Rosie? I need two cloaks of invisibility! They are right on that bottom shelf!"

Rosie feels all around the shelf, but still can't locate the elusive cloaks.

Gary - "I'm WAAATING, Rosie! What's your probleemo?"

Rosie - "HOW IN THE UNIVERSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIND CLOAKS OF INVISIBILITY, WHEN THEY ARE INVISIBLE, YOU BIG KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!"

Gary - (Rolling on the deck, larfing) "Ha ha ha ha ha, hee hee, hoo hoo!! We don't have any cloaks of invisibility, Rosie!! I just made that up, you silly goose!!

Rosie? Rosie?! Where'd ya go, girl?!! 

Rosie - "I'm standing right in front of you, idgit! We DO have cloaks of invisibility! I'm wearing one of them that I just found hanging on the transparent coat rack in the room of glass!" 

Examples of Cloaks of Invisibility

Gary - "Funny, I never saw them there."

Rosie - "Good grief! (Rosie heaves a great sigh) "Let's fire up the Silver Sausage and do some rescuin', before you drive me looney tunes!

Meanwhile, on the miserable, dark, uncomfortable planet of Anti-Morpheus, we slowly zoom in on the poor, innocent captives of the Lord Of Demonica.

We start making out their faces through the darkness of the small, smelly cell, and we discover that they are...

Play dramatic music if you dare!

GREG and RITA!!!

GARY'S DAD AND ROSIE'S MOM!!!

OH, MY! 

Feel free to join us next week for another exciting episode of Out Of This World WEDNESDAY!!!!