I'M NOT LETTING "THEM" WIN
I know what "THEY" are trying to do! As soon as I resurrect my uplifting, joyful blog, "THEY" try to pull me down with stories of suspicious packages being sent to unsuspecting political people!
Well, it ain't gonna work, my friends! I can be funny in the face of the fiercest forces fomenting foul feats of fantastic fireworks through Fed EX! Maybe U.P.S.? I'm not sure. The devices could have been sent through the U.S. Post Office, but that seems so 25 years ago, don't it?
So let's rejuvenate our newsweary brains with the happiest song I know...
Isn't this refreshing?
Look! Even the text color is happier! Now we need a prancing puppy, because NOTHING brightens our mood more than a prancing puppy...
Are ya feelin' any better? I know, I am...but I can't stop watching the prancing puppy now.
You know what else makes me happy? Food! I know it doesn't make the explosive devices go away, or helps the Cental American Caravan to navigate it's way to U.S. soil, but it causes me to have some temporary, fleeting happiness, as I fall into a sleepy stupor.
So get up off your bootay and make yourself a snack, or go get some White Castle burgers, and I guarantee your outlook will improve, in spite of this rotten, stinking day of bombings, death and destruction!
I forgot. We don't have a White Castle around here, but Micky D's will work!
Wait a sec! Actually there was NO death and destruction. COOL! One more thing to be happy about!
Now, aren't you glad you visited Bloggadocious 222 today? Well, sure you are! You can thank me by making a humorous comment at the bottom.
Just let me leave you with a little jingle I wrote for the Greg and Dan Radio Show to celebrate A.D.D. Wednesdays, which they will, MOST LIKELY, play tomorrow...or not. Is tomorrow Wednesday? I lose track so easily anymore. Oh, crap, they won't play it tomorrow, due to the seriousness of the news still reverberating in our little brains.
No matter...I'm gonna be happy in spite of EVERYTHING...
Go ahead and play this anyway...okay?
