Thursday, April 8, 2021

Free Stuff Is A Glorious Thing!



So many people are spending their stimulus money like water flowing from a fire hose!

Pretend the water is money. Thanks! 

How do I know that? Due to the fact that the streets are literally lined with stuff people have thrown out, due to the fact they have purchased brand new stuff! 



In addition, folks have all kinds of construction projects going on, they're getting their trees trimmed, putting in swimming pools...due to the fact they have that extra stimulus cash, due to the fact the government sent it to almost everybody! 



Okay! Hands up from those who hate the phrase "due to the fact" right now. 



Serially, my friends, I see large boxes, old refrigerators, pre-owned ovens, used carpeting, ancient BBQ grills, etcetera, etcetera...lining the streets, more than EVER before!!



Thanks, Uncle Joe!!



Free stuff is a glorious thing!!



What could go wrong, right?



The junk guys are filling their pickup trucks with junk, we all have brand spankin' new items, and all's right with the world!



Only a freaking fool would think about a future economic disaster, super duper high taxes, China overtaking America in absolutely EVERYTHANG, economically, militarily, delicious Chinese foodilly, cute babies, Panda bears, etcetera, etcetera!!




It just doesn't matter when FREE STUFF is on the table!!! 



Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

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