Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Let's Boycott The Snot Outta Stuff!


 

Okay! We are really mad now!!! We need to go out and boycott Major League Baseball, Coca-Cola, Delta Airlines, JPMorgan Chase, ViacomCBS, Citigroup, Cisco, UPS, Merck.... and so many other corporations that are, uh, boycotting Georgia!!



Seems like there will be a LOT of boycottin' goin' on 'round here!!! 

 
    Boy Cotton                        Family Cotton       

However...I don't drink Coke, anyway. So how can I boycott them? I've seen those videos where someone pours Coke on a half a pound of baloney and a hole forms through the entire piece of fake meat! Hence, I stopped drinking Coke AND eating baloney!!



As for MLB, I haven't been to a live bazeball game since 1972. Even back then the prices were way too exorbitant for the average Joe. 

Average Joe? Questionable. 

I'm not taking out a loan to have a special day at the ballpark! The snacks alone would wipe out my bank account!!

Check out link, below ↓ if you don't believe me...

https://blog.cheapism.com/mlb-hot-dog-beer-prices/#close

So let's review this, shall we? Even though the Trumpster wants us to boycott Coke and MLB, it's impossiroo, if we do not partake of the products!



When it comes to Delta Airlines...I can't afford to fly.



JP Morgan Chase...I ain't got no money to invest.



Viacom CBS...Citigroup...Cisco...UPS...Merck...are businesses I am not associated with...I don't think. Unless they have subliminally crept into my innocent life without my knowledge. 



The point is, uh, let's see...I would LOVE to boycott the snot out of  ALL this stuff, but how can I, when I've avoided these businesses for many, many moons?



Just an afterthought, I have no problem with folks showing an I.D. to vote. 

We don't want alien visitors voting in our elections, do we? Sooner than you think, we'd be overrun with E.Ts, stealing our bicycles and blocking out the many moons!