Out Of This World Wednesday

Preparing To Travel Through Time Portal!

Gary - "Chihuahua, Rosie! I cannot believe the Supreme Command has ordered us to travel back in time to Earth, to fix all of the problems in the year 2020!"

Rosie - "Talk about an impossible mission!"

Gary - "I just DID talk about an impossible mission, Rosie! Weren't you listening?"

Rosie - "I was just...never mind."

Gary - "We are STILL suffering from the effects of earth year 2020 throughout the universe! Social distancing has never REALLY gone away, so the population of the universe is WAY down, the beings that go poo poo are still hoarding TP, and a lot of restaurants have never reopened since then! It's been 20, 000 years, for goodness sake!"

Rosie - "You know what that means, Gary?"

Gary - "Yes! We break our Glirkazoidian oath, and give up before we start! We will tell the Supreme Command that we're honoring the ages old "shelter in place" order!"

Rosie - "Don't be a silly gloose, Gary! (A gloose is like a goose on planet Glirka) You know the super hard stuff we always do, and the impossible just takes us a little longer!"

Glirkazoid Gloose (goosikis-beaglium)

Gary - "Very well, Rosie...but if I get eaten or killed in any way, I'll be very angry with you!!"

Rosie - "Cool beans! We need to gather up all the stuff we'll need to take with us in the "time portal", so we can survive the rigors of 2020 on earth."

Gary - "Okay, what do you suggest, Survival Queen?"

Rosie - "Comfortable sneakers would be first on the list, because this was a time before "beaming" everywhere, like we do on Glirka."

Gary - "Air Jordans. Check ✔"

Rosie - "We will also need face masks, due to the coronavirus pandemic, but they should be stylish!"

Gary - "Masks by Ralph Lauren. Check ✔"

Rosie - "In addition, we will have to have cash, to purchase the common food on earth at that time, like McDonalds and Dairy Queen."

Gary " Master and Visa cards. Check ✔ And we can't forget the MOST IMPORTANT item, that ALL earthlings had in 2020!! Smart phones!!"

Rosie - "Good thinking, Gary! We would really stand out as aliens to them, even in our disguises, if we didn't have smart phones!"

As our Glirkazoid globetrotters gather up the necessary items for their passage through the time portal, to the scariest planet in the Milky Way Galaxy, we wonder what methods they will use to change the terrifying events that occurred back in the fateful year of 2020."

Join us next week to find out...or NOT find out, in the next amazing episode of...