Wednesday, June 24, 2015

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Episode 4...The Finale











Rosie and Gary have landed on the planet of Zaddy-Oh to free the slaves from the despicable, Mayness The Aaness!


Mayness The Aaness

The first order of beeswax is to rush to the pupunite mines and release the miserable slaves before the cave-in, that Big Gazza prophesied about! 

Big Gazza

Meanwhile, in the pupunite mines...

Rhymesauce - "There it goes again, gang! That incessant rumbling! Me thinks this mine is itchin' to cave-in, me hearties!"

Gounderus - "I agree, Rhymy...but why are you talkin' like a pirate? It's not talk like a pirate day!"

Rhymesauce - "Uh...okay...I lost track of time, working in these dark, dank, stinkin' mines for all these eons."

Manolis - "I always try to look on the bright side, my friends, but if we have a cave in, we are DOOMED, because we're all locked in chains!"

Rumble, Rumble, RUMBLE, RUMBLE!!

Katest3r - "Blimey! I'm gettin' a wee bit scarrit from all this bloody rumblin', me hearties!"

Rhymesauce - "Sorry, Kate! I told you it was talk like a pirate day, and it's not."

Katest3r - "Aarrrg! Well, that's okay. I'm just sad that all of our dreams of traveling, making people laugh and sing, and sharing our love with the whole universe, and all the universes in the grand university will be smashed and dashed in to dust pretty soon!"

Rosie and Gary have reached the main entrance to the pupunite mines, and begin to devise a brilliant plan!

Gary - "Let's just emulsificate all the guards and use the "jaws of life" to break the chains of the miserable captives, Rosie!"

Rosie - "Not a good idea, Gary! We need to be stealth, so Mayness The Aaness doesn't hear us coming, and..."

Gary is not paying attention to Rosie, as usual, and begins storming the mine with his emulsificator blazing away! 
Then they hear the terrifying, deep throated voice of Mayness The Aaness, saying..."WHO DARES TO ENTER MY PUPUNITE MINES TO RELEASE MY MISERABLE SLAVES!
Then they see the gigantic, mighty monster coming down from his rocky mountain top, where he resides, intent on devouring our cute little warriors!"

Gary - "Oh, shidzel! We're in big trouble now, Rosie! My emulsificator will not work on the Aaness, and we never figured out a way to destroy this indestructible blob...Rosie! Rosie? Where are you Rosie?"

Well, well, well...our normally fearless Rosie has run away in the face of this hideous beast! Whoda thunk it! 

As the stinking, odorous beast moves closer to our hero, Gary, his gag reflex kicks in, which debilitates our little Glirkazoid to the point of helplessness! Up in the sky, Gary hears a familiar zoom zoom sound...it's the Silver Sausage Spazeship, with Rosie waving out of the window! 

Rosie - "Get out of the way, Gary!"

Gary manages to muster up enough strength to get about 90 pectres away from Mayness The Aaness (a pectre is about one earth meter), and Rosie positions the Silver Sausage over the ugly, jelly-like beast and drops a white substance on him. Immediately, his body begins making a hissing sound and he starts dissolving, dissolving, dissolving...into a big puddle of slime!
Rosie lands the Silver Sausage next to Gary.

Gary  - "How? Wha? How'd you do dat?"

Rosie - "Remember when I was trying to tell you that Mayness The Aaness is a terrestrial gastropod mollusc?"

Gary - "No..but go on."

Rosie - "Another name for a terrestrial gastropod mollusc is a SLUG! So I dumped the whole two tons of salt, you had inadvertently loaded on the ship, on his sluggy body, and voila, dissolve city!!"

The mine guards run away in fear, at the dissolvalation of Mayness The Aaness, and Gary is happy to use his handy dandy "jaws of life" to free the miserable miners before the mine caves in with a loud sound and lots of purple pupunite dust! It will make an AWESOME scene in the movie!

Gary - "That was fun!"

Rosie - "Yeah, Gary...and it's nice that the miserable miners can go back and resume their interesting, fascinating lives, in freedom and joyful emancipation!" 

We now see brief clips of the former slaves...Rhymesauce, Manolis, Gounderus, and Katest3r resuming their lives again...traveling hither and yon across the universe, entertaining trillions of creatures, making them larf and sing, and basically living happy ever after!

Boy howdy! What a cool ending to a ridiculously strange and exciting tale of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!