Bloggadocious 222...Better Late Than Never!
Once again I'm late with my blog. That's not like me. I know you guys expect my blog to be posted much earlier, so I must be throwing you all out of your routine! So sorry.
Unsuspecting Bloggadocious 222 reader: "Well, I'm done with my morning chores, so now I'm going to maintain my regular routine and read Danny's hilarious blog.
What the...! No blog? Wha happen? What am I gonna do now?! I ALWAYS read Bloggadocious 222 at this specific time and my whole day has been sent off course due to this disturbance in the matrix, or the "force" or SOMETHING!!!"
Another unsuspecting Bloggadocious 222 reader at work: "Whowee! I never thought my break would get here! As I'm accustomed, I'll whip out my "smartphone" and read the funniest blog in the universe...Bloggadocious 222.
Click..click..click, click, click...NOOOOO!! When I click on Danny's blog, it only shows yesterday's blog! I HAVE to read that cockadoodie blog or I cannot go back to work! I must go home, but Bloggadocious 222 ain't at home! I'm disoriented and confused without the guidance from that blog! Oh, woe is me!!"
I have to be transparent with you folks. Since it was another glorious, gorgeous day, I got deeply involved with cleaning the patio, and washing the Toyota, which led to a total glitch in the time warp.
All of a sudden it was 1959, my dysfunctional childhood in St. Louis, I was washing my dad's car, drinking a Pepsi, and thinking about playing baseball on my little league team in a few hours.
When I snapped out of it, I realized I needed to take a shower and get started on my blog before it was too late for my devoted, precious readers!
Anyway, I made it! Even if it's almost 6:30 CST! I'll try to do better tomorrow. They say the weather is not going to be as magnificent!
Maybe not THIS bad.