Thursday, November 19, 2020

Sharing My Wisdom With The World

You're Welcome, World!




Wise folks do NOT wear dark clothing and walk along the shoulder of the highway at night, whilst olde people, who are blinded by the bright lights of oncoming cars are inadvertently cruising down the shoulder of the road, or 16 year old kids are texting, and swerving back and forth across the center line and then on to the shoulder, just like the drunks and druggies are doing!!




A wise individual believes NOTHING from the mouths of politicians, news anchors, telephone solicitors, your uncle Enos, talking animals (think Eve), talking trees (think Wizard Of Oz), strangers in hooded cloaks, and 99% of EVERYBODY with a mouth!!




A wise, sage-like human will go way up on a snowy mountain peak, wearing a white robe, sporting a long beard (unless she's a chick), walking barefoot, and make a fortune from needy followers who climb up there searching for the meaning of life, and after the sage-like dude/dudette receives the $100,000 consultation fee, tells the sucker seeker..."the meaning of life is discovered within your soul!" Easy money!!




Do not confuse wisdom with having a knack for something.




So many famous folks are called wise geniuses when they simply had a knack for a certain thing, like..

Lennon/McCartney - A knack for writing tunes.




Beethoven - A knack for writing tunes.




 Einstein - A knack for numbers.




Shakespeare - A knack for story telling.




Danny Maness - A knack for nonsense. 




Really! No, REALLY...I'm not a wise genius, no matter what Mensa says!! 




So in conclusion, be wise, but don't let nobody know! They can be sore jealous!!