Did you know...
Abraham Lincoln was actually a midget! He created the illusion of being tall by wearing elevator shoes, a tall stovepipe hat, and always hanging around with prairie dogs, dressed like congressmen.
Carl Dean Switzer, who played the character of Alfalfa, in The Little Rascal series, did not really die from that gunshot wound. He survived, and went on to become Neil Young.
Carl Dean Switzer, who played the character of Alfalfa, in The Little Rascal series, did not really die from that gunshot wound. He survived, and went on to become Neil Young.
Note the similar singing style!
Ringo was secretly the smartest and most talented of the Beatles, he was the one who wrote all of the songs, was the groups spiritual leader, was a genius music editor, but all the credit was given to the other dudes, because they were cute and Ringo was butt ugly!
Two drunks were walking down the railroad tracks and the first drunk said, "These are the longest steps I ever walked down!" The second drunk said, "I don't mind the steps, It's the banisters that are killing me!"
I think they're on the right track!
The End!