Out Of This World Wednesday...
Implosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When we last spied in on our little Glirkazoid friends, Rosie was about to kill Gary again, for not telling her about the Speeder Bike he had tucked away in his rucksack (AKA knapsack), that would have made their adventure a lot, faster...easier...safer...more comfortable...and more fun!!
Gary - "Rosie, stop! If you kill me, again, you'll NEVER be able to assemble the Speeder Bike alone!!"
Rosie - "Hold my beer, Gary! Actually...
At that, Rosie holds her beer in one hand, and assembles the Speeder Bike with the other hand...in record time!! (No, I don't know where the beer came from...just play along.)
Gary knew she could do it already, but ALSO knew it would take her mind off of killing him, again.
Rosie - "Okay, ye of little faith, I assembled the Speeder Bike, in record time, doubting dummy!"
Gary - (chuckling under his breath, because Rosie forgot to kill him again) "Wow, Rosie! I NEVER thought you could do it, great job!!" (chortle, chortle)
Rosie - "What are you chortling about, Gary? I'm still gonna kill you again, when we're done with this mission!"
Gary - "Oh, snicksablixie!" (snicksablixie is a Glirkazoid word that expresses frustration, fear and consternation)
noun
- feelings of anxiety or dismay, typically at something unexpected."I always welcomed clover, much to the consternation of the neighbors"
At that, our gallant Glirkazoids glide gracefully to the Silver Sausage spazeship, in good time, utilizing the Speeder Bike that Rosie assembled speedily!
The Iconic, Legendary, Silver Sausage Spazeship
Rosie - "We need to act super swiftly, Gary! Neprotonicus 11 will be imploding in a matter of seconds, and we need to be in the air before we get sucked out of existence!!"
Gary - "Okay! I'll start the countdown..."
Rosie - "What's takin' so long, Skeezix?!
Gary - "Houston, we have a problem!"
Rosie - "What problem? And my name's not Houston!"
Gary - " The countdown thingy is stuck! It just goes down to 21 and jumps back up to 30!!"
Now don't forget, kiddies...as all this is hapnin', the Silver Sausage spazeship is shakin', rattlin', and rollin' from the violent earthquakes, blava eruptions, and 300 MPH winds on Neprotonicus 11, that proceed a catastrophic implosion!
Rosie - "Kick it!!
Gary - "Wha?"
Rosie - "I said, KICK IT, Gary!!"
Gary - "But, Rosie, this is a billion pazooza piece of equipment! I can't just kick it!"
Rosie - "If you don't kick it, you can kiss it!"
Gary - "Kiss the countdown thingy?"
Rosie - No! Kiss your butt goodbye!!"
Immediately, Gary gives the CT a swift, forceful kick and the countdown thingy countdowns past 21, to...
Gary - " I thought it was working, but now it jumps back up to 10 after it hits 1, Rosie!!"
Rosie - "NEVERMIND! WE DON"T NEED NO STINKIN' COUNTDOWN!!! I'M TAKIN' OFF, NOW!!!
The Silver Sausage spazeship is no more than 10 secotroons away from Neprotonicus 11 when this happens...
I love a good implosion! Don't you?
Yes, I know that's a clip of Krypton imploding, but work with me, wouldja?
Superman was a chubby baby!
Rosie - "Whew! We made it just in tom, Gary!"
Gary - "Yes we did, Rosie! Who's Tom?"
Rosie - "Never mind, Dufus. We have the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus on board, and we are now winging our way to Neprotonicus 12, so the Jewel can provide power to heat, cool, light, run appliances and do all kinds of stuff for the Neprotonicans!! Now, where did you put the Great Jewel, Gary?"
Gary - "I thought YOU had the Jewel, Rosie."
Rosie - "Stop joking, Gary! Where did yo hide it?"
Gary - "Last time I saw it, YOU were carrying it on Neprotonicus 11."
Rosie - "But I gave it to YOU to hold, when I assembled the Speeder Bike!!"
Gary - "Then we need to go back to Neprotonicus 11 and find..."
Rosie and Gary - "IT'S BEEN IMPLODED!!!!!!"
Gee willikers, this is bad news for our Glirkazoid galavanters!
How can they face the powerless Neprotonicans without the Great Jewel, that would have powered their power tools, generators, deep freezers and hair dryers?!
Sketch of Neprotonican
Join us next Wednesday to discover the surprising answer, my beloved bloggees!!
