OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
As you may, or may not remember, Gary was just about ready to emulsificate the stretchy necked alien creature, who was flirting with his faithful Glirkazoid shipmate, Rosie.
Not that Gary was jealous, or anything...he simply felt it was not proper behavior toward an officer of the Glirkazoidian Spaze Force! (Yeah, right!)
Emulsificator
Gary - "Fill your hands you son-of-a..."
Rosie - "Put down that emulsificator, knucklehead...or do you want me to shove that thing where the sun never shines!!" (A recurring theme of this blog)
Gary - "Let me just wing him a bit...a little flesh wound, okay?"
Rosie - "You're just jealous, Gary! Calm down, before I emulsificate your butt!"
Gary - "Ha ha ha ha! Jealous? Me? Does it look like I'm jealous?"
Rosie - "Yes! That stupid little smile on your face, and those over bulged eyes, PROVE you're jealous!!
"Now, why don't we just mosey on over to the alien creature, and introduce ourselves."
As Rosie and Gary are moseying over to the Chrisicus Martinicus alien monster from Earth, Gary trips over a "ricktraloid" (a rock), and his emulsificator fires and blows the dude away!!
Gary - "Did I do that?!"
Rosie - "YES! You blew away that cute creature that was saying all of those beautiful words to me, and..."
Gary - "Looky here, Rosie! (Gary picks up a bunch of stuff on the ground)"He" was nothing but a bunch of wires, cogs, nuts and bolts!
"Just a stupid robot!"
Rosie - (Picks up a card from the ground.) "Look at this greeting card that must have been taped to the back of it!
Dear Rosie,
We know how much you love Chris Martin, so here is a robot representation of him, to reward you for saving the earth so many times!
With sincere appreciation,
People Of The Earth.
Gary - "Sorry, Rosie! That's a real bummer! I accidentally emulsificated a special gift for you that came all the way from Earth. You're not mad at me, are ya?"
Rosie - "Mad? Why no, Gary! Why don't you come over here so I can give you a BIG HUG!"
Gary - "Why is your little green face turning red, Rosie? Are you SURE you're not angry with me?"
Rosie - (Gritting her teeth) "Why would I be angry that you blew away an EXACT representation of Chris Martin (except for the long neck), who would have sang me lovely songs, waited on me hand and foot, and kissed me on the mouth WHENEVER I WANTED IT!!"
Gary begins to run away from Rosie as she reaches for her lasso, then ropes and hogties him, and begins the most horrible torture for a Glirkazoid to endure...TICKLING!!
Well, well, well...what a dumb ending to a stupid story!
Hey...what did you expect...Shakespeare?!
Make plans to join us next week for another exhilarating episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, if you got da guts!!
