Wednesday, July 30, 2014

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY




The other side of Glirka...
The wrong side of the tracks...
That's where Gary was born and raised...
In a little run down shack...

He didn't have a space car...
He never yearned for glory...


And he could make us laugh like Gounderus...
But that's another story.



Now Yellow Rose was very rich...
Born on an island in the sky...
A "silver spoon" was in her mouth...
And she never ever cried.


Gary had to scrimp and save...
To make his way through school...

Even helped his brother, Perkle...
So he wouldn't be a fool.

He never even took the time...
To kiss a Glirkan girl...
He knew that he was destined...
To save a billion worlds!

Yellow Rose was generous...
And gave away her money...
To the poor and homeless Glirkazoids...
She was such a little honey!!


She could change into a super-girl...
To defeat bad alien beasts...
And pound them on their ugly heads...
Until their badness ceased.



In this vast and lovely universe...
There are two who are so giving...
Gary and Yellow Rose...
Who help billions to keep living!


They beam down to each planet...
And "put the hurt" on crime...
They've never been defeated...
No, not a single time!


The universe is peaceful...
Because our heroes are so great...
I wonder when Gary will get the nerve...
To ask Y.R. for a date?!


BURMA SHAVE