Page Views Up 400%!! What? Thanks!!! 

I know you're gonna think I'm lyin' again, but my Facebook  analylitics anulitits I never could spell analytics, just told me my page views are up 400% on my FunPage!!  

Why?

I'm not doing ANYTHANG different! I'm the same ole wild and krazy guy that I've always been since I lost my sanity, so wha happen?!

Wait a sec! I shouldn't even mention this to you guys! 

Which reminds me of how ancient Chinese farmers would, allegedly, go out in their rice paddies and scream, "BAD RICE, BAD RICE," so the "Rice God" would be fooled into thinking the farmers had a bad crop and leave the farmers alone, out of pity...even though the farmers actually had a bountiful crop.

Now, I don't know if I'd worship a God that dumb, but that's their personal preference.

Which brings me back to my 400% increase in page views, that I'm afraid I'll jinx if I share the good news with my faithful readers.

What da heck. I'll go on ahead and be transparent with the news, what's the worse that could happen?