IS EVERYONE AS HAPPY AS THEY PRETEND TO BE ON FAZEBOOK?

When I'm on Fazebook, 

I put my best foot forward,

Don't tell them 'bout my debts and pain,

Act like my life is heading starward!

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Even though I'm feelin' down and out,
I pretend I'm jump and jivey,
Don't tell 'em 'bout my toothache,
Or my bout with poison ivy!

I want to show my Fazebook friends,
I'm happy and successful,
Why bring them down with rotten news,
And make their lives more stressful.

Folks will tell about their cruise,
How everything was first rate,
But fail to mention the spoiled fish,
That made them 'gurgitate!

The family reunion was a hit,
On Fazebook it sounded fun,
Of course we never hear about,
How Uncle Charlie used his gun!

Fazebook is for nicey nice,
For puppy dogs and kittens,
We don't tell about our problems much,
We keep that all unwritten.

So then, is everyone as happy,
As they pretend to be on Fazebook,
Of course they're not, but we all knew,
Uncle Charlie was a crook...anyway!
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