DON'T BLOG WHEN TIRED!

I REALLY SHOULDN'T DO MY BLOG WHEN I'M TIRED, BECAUSE THERE IS NO TELLIN' WHAT I MIGHT SAY!

However, I really can't wait to do it until morning, because I'm singing a solo at church, and I need to practice when I wake up.

No time to blog in the morning.

So I'll share my thoughts with you now, but I warn you, I'm double dogged tired!

♫Here we go gathering nuts in May...nuts in May...nuts in May...here we go gathering nuts in May...so early in the morning!♪♪

Since it's Sunday, I need  to be sane and sober...AHA, but it snot Sunday...it's Saturday night at 7:50 PM and I'm pretending it's Sunday to fool my avid readers!

♪♫ OH, if the river was whisky and I was a duck...I'd swim to the bottom and never come up...that is of course unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed!♪♪♫

When I watch the history channel, and it shows how vast the universe is, and how tiny the earth is in the whole scheme of things, it makes me feel kind of like I don't even exist, but when my granddaughters run up to me for a hug, I feel like I DO exist, and I don't know why God gave me this great honor.

" Frog in da pond spells John,
Kick in da back, spells Jack,
3 straight rails, and a crooked panel,
Spells John McDanl!"

Did you ever notice that the people who say dogs don't go to heaven are kind of cold hearted, even for saying it? 

I've read the bible many times, and there is not one scripture that says dogs don't go to heaven. It does say the wolf will lie down with the lamb.

What do wolves and lambs have over doggies?

"Well, uh, but Jesus didn't die for animals, only for people who believe in him," they'll say!

My answer to that is God can do whatever he wants! Just because he didn't spell out exactly how he'll bring us together with our beloved pets doesn't mean he won't do it! 

I think people that say our pets won't greet us in heaven also enjoy telling kids there is no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy, all of whom I firmly believe in!

I'd like to introduce my friend, Harvey.

♫ Every time I go to town,
The boys keep kickin' my dog around,
I don't care if he is a hound,
They better quit kickin' my dog around!♫♪♫

Have I been drinking?

Absolutely not, I simply get a bit loopy when I'm tired.

Imagine if tomorrow, everyone's insurance was taken away and we had to pay cash for everything. 

Medical expenses would drop to a fraction of what they are today, lawsuits would be for only a few dollars instead of millions, car repair prices would go down hundreds of dollars, because everyone could only pay from what they had on hand, instead of from the vast, enormous wealth of the insurance companies.

I think there would be a lot less lawsuits, fake medical claims, and fraud of all kinds if there was very little money available to the "victims."

Of course, I'm really tired so take whatever I'm saying as "crazy talk, man"..."you're talkin' outta your head, brother"... "have you been into the loco weed, dude!"

How did ancient peoples do this wall...hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

​ Again, in Peru, this massive fortress displays a knowledge of stonework that modern man is simply unable to duplicate. These walls of stone are cut and stacked in ways that boggle the mind, fitting together so precisely that even today the seams are so tight that a piece of paper or a razor blade can't fit between. All stacked without any mortar, held in place through sheer engineering. The stones can weight up to 360 tons, yet were carried from over 22 miles away using... we don't know. We don't know what carried these stones that far, we don't know what could lift them up in the air and on top of other massive stones, we don't know how they were cut in irregular puzzle shapes and then stacked together in such perfect precision. 

         Could it have been ancient aliens?

Hmmmmm?

I warned you I was tired!

Have a great Sunday!