Who Believes This Stuff?

This is a fervent plea for sanity, in a world that has gone totally bonkers!

Of course, you guys and gals are thinking, "sanity?"

"Danny Madness is calling for sanity? What a larf!!"

I know, I know my dysfunctional brain comes up with lots of krazy stuff, but I'm only kidding, folks!

There are individuals and groups out there that absolutely believe in really wacky crappolla!

For instance, that lizard-like, shape shifting creatures have turned themselves into political leaders to eventually take over our planet and eat the inhabitants. 

Wow! How far fetched!

Another fantastically unbelievable thang that some folks totally believe is that the evil government is putting little computer chips in the corona virus vaccine, or even worse, the evil government is in league with Satan, and the chips are in reality...THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!!!

Ha ha! How STUPID! If this really was an evil government/Devil plot, people would be showing telltale signs of the wicked shot!

A lot of gullible suckers STILL think McDonalds burgers are made from mealworms! Laugh out loud!!!

However, I'm a bit concerned when I cut a Micky D's burger in half, the halves crawl off in opposite directions. 

Remarkably, a vast majority of the public actually think police officers have a quota to reach at the end of the month, and will likely stop you for speeding before the month concludes. 

Just look around! Do you see more cop cars at the end of the month? 

Never mind. 

I'm more than glad to dispel these ridiculous, far fetched beliefs, that seem to permeate the soft skulls of the vast masses of the inhabitants of earth. 

I'm so thankful that I'm above all that nonsense.

Cartoon does NOT represent me! Not exactly.