Wednesday, July 17, 2019

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY


Great gobs of galactic, Glirkazoid gaiety! 

The mighty Silver Sausage spazeship!

The mighty Silver Sausage spazeship is skimming through shining stars, on it's way to super cool adventures, suspenseful stories, serendipitous social swarays, and surprise endings!



In our last episode, the beautiful and resourceful, Rosie, had successfully made the Silver Sausage operational once again, and made Gary look even dumber than usual. (We don't have tom to get into the details, and Tom reads the details so well!)


        Rosie
                                                                                             Gary

Gary - "What super cool, suspenseful adventure, that includes serendipitous social swarays and a surprise ending, would you like to begin today, Rosie?"

Rosie - (reading the Orion Gazette Electronical Newzpaper that appears on the palm of her tiny hand), "Uh, huh. That's fine." She mutters.

Gary - "What's fine?! Rosie! Are you even listening to me?!!"

Rosie - "That's nice." Rosie mumbles in a far away state of mind. 

At that, Gary grabs Rosie's finger and pulls it, which shuts off the Orion Gazette Electronical Newzpaper, and causes another reaction, that only your dad can explain.



Rosie - "What are you doing, lame brain?!! I was just reading about something that could lead us on a  super cool, suspenseful adventure, that includes serendipitous social swarays and a surprise ending!!"

Gary - "Why didn't you say so, Rosie Grossy?" 

Rosie - "I just did, half brain!"

Gary and Rosie really have a lot of love and respect for each other, but you wouldn't know it by their unusual terms of endearment. 

Rosie had just read in the Orion Gazette Electronical Newzpaper, that the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 needed to be moved from it's super secret hiding place on Neprotonicus 11, to another super secret hiding place on Neprotonicus 12, but no one could be found brave enough to accept the mission, which most eveybody called a...

         Play dramatic music!



SUICIDE MISSION!!


Rosie - "I was reading about the Spaze Counzel needing to move the Great Jewel of........."

Gary - " THAT'S A SUICIDE MISSION, ROSIE!"

Rosie - "You didn't let me fin..."

Gary - "No need to let you fin..., Rosie! We are not gonna accept a mission that will kill us dead as Knoordobs!" (Knoordobs were flightless birds on a floating island in the Atoyot system, that briefly dwelled with the vicious, Knoordob eating, Giganticus Baticuses, until the Knoordobs became extinct for some strange reason.)







Rosie walks across the flight deck of the Silver Sausage spazeship, grabs Gary's silly face with both hands and yells, "THE GREAT JEWEL OF NEPROTONICUS 11, DUMMY!"




Gary - "Oh. I thought you meant The Great Jewel Of Evileerious."




Rosie - "I know, I know! Next time, why not let me fin..."

Gary - "Of course, the Silver Sausage is not in the greatest condition anymore, if we have to transport The Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11, zillions of light years acroos the universe..."

Rosie begins to make a bell sound by beating the hollow cull shield with a silver Macrulilian backscratcher, and Gary covers his ears and shuts up!




Rosie - "Let me say this slowly, Gary, so you'll understand. We ... will ... only ... be ... transporting the ... "Jewel"... from ... Neprotonicus ... 11 ...  to ... Neprotonicus ... 12!!! Kapiche?!!!

Gary - "That's only a distance of 2 velocitors! We can do dat! Yes! Most super heroes would consider this a suicide mission, but for us....a piece-a-cake!!! Why didn't you tell me, Rosie?!!"

Rosie takes a big swig of Purple Glirf and just shakes her head. 




Hey, kids...of all ages! Wasn't that a keen Out Of This World Wednesday?!!!

Join us next Wednesday, good Lord willin' and the creeks don't rise, for another exciting episode of...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!