CENSUS SCHMENSUS!

Whoever has been living under a rock the last 15 years, please raise your hand.

A census? Really? We don't need no stinkin' census!

With Facebook, YouTube, the Internet, Twitter, credit card info, club memberships, cell phone records, and millions of other bits of information floating in "clouds," that are actually electronical storehouses, the American government knows exactly who we all are, and WHERE we all are!!

A paper census is so 1950's, and SO unnecessary!

Who are they tryin' to kid?

Here in the U.S. we are constantly being monitored from the day we are born until the day we die with hidden video cameras that are literally EVERYWHERE!

You know it and I know it! Anyone who doubts it is either from Outer Mongolia, or has been living under Starved Rock! (a central Illinois inside joke)

Census Schmensus! Who's with me!

Whaddaya mean, who's with what? Haven't you been paying attention?!!

We don't need folks goin' around to our homes with paper census forms when the government knows EVERYTHING about us already! So eliminate this archaic form of census taking that goes way back to Caesar Augustus! Maybe even back to Cesar Romero!! 

Thank you!