Out Of This World Wednesday
Time Tunnel Tribulation!
As our great Glirkazoid "gang of two" enter the time tunnel, to traverse the time/space continuum. and travel to the year 2020 to correct a plague-like disease, racial unrest, governmental impotence, and too many disasters to list in this short blog posting, we experience the, uh...experience of traveling through time!
Gary - "I feel tingly all over, Rosie!"
Rosie - "I don't. We are not supposed to feel tingly until exiting from the time portal!"
Gary - "Time PORTAL? I thought this was a time TUNNEL!"
Rosie - "Just a matter of semantics, Gary, but you should not feel tingly yet!"
Def: Have you ever heard someone say, "That's just semantics?" Basically, they're saying you're picking apart the meaning of a word to draw a different conclusion but it all means the same thing. ... Semantics is the study of the relationship between words and how we draw meaning from those words.
Gary - "I wonder if the tingly feeling is from the 6 bottles of Purple Glirf I drank a few minutes ago, with just a touch of Backactus Juice in each bottle?"
Rosie -"Surely it is, you dumb bunny!"
Gary - "I'm not a dumb bunny, and don't call me Shirley!"
At that precise moment our diminutive duo (Glarkazoids are only 6 inches tall...max) begin to experience their molecules separating, bouncing around the "time tube" (another way of describing the time portal...first uttered by the co-inventor of the time tunnel...Gleek Yaglipsor), and seeing all the past moments of time pass before them, like a documentary on steroids!
Rosie - "Look, Gary! Glirkazoid history is passing before us at a high rate of speed! Here is where the Glirkazoids were enslaved by the evil Kriswalkinians!"
Image of evil Kriswalkinian leader, Wilbur Turnblad!
Gary -"Yeah! And we never received reparations from them!"
Rosie - "How could we receive reparations, after we rebelled, escaped from our chains, and emulsificated their whole Kriswalkian population?"
Example of emulsification above↑
Gary - "Excellent point, Rosie! Looky dare! The point in history where Glirkazoid founders located the planet, Glirka, and made it our home! Who are all those inhabitants greeting our Glirkazoid ancestors? We were taught that Glirka was uninhabited at it's discovery. What happened to the native folks of Glirka?"
Rosie - "Uh, well, I think we don't want to know, buddy."
Gary - "I want to know!! Why don't our history files teach this? I'm going to take this up with the Supreme Council when..."
Instantly, Rosie and Gary begin to float in a swirling mix of colors, their sparkling molecules start to reform, and they get an overpowering, tingling feeling as they come to the end of the "time highway!"
Oh, what will befall our Glirkazoid pals as they experience the trials and tribulations of Earth in 2020?
Will they conquer the pestilence, pain, suffering, hatred, bigotry, virtue signaling, fat shaming, phone addiction, nastiness, and texting while driving, so prevalent in 2020 on Earth?
Join us in the next episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, to satisfy your burning curiosity!!!!!
