Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Bloggadocious 222...Guaranteed Fake News!


I need to remember that most of you have lives, and you especially have lives during the holiday season, which results in a lot fewer views of Bloggadocious 222. 




I would say I understand, if I understood, but my understanding is limited, because I don't have the hustle-bustle life that most of you lovely readers enjoy. 




I have the fantasy that all of you look forward to my far out ravings, every single day, and you're sad when the weekends come, because Bloggadocious 222 does not appear on Sat. and Sun. Even though you could search out my old blog postings to hold you over until Mon.

For instance, the one below↓

https://glirkazoid.blogspot.com/2014/12/out-of-this-world-wednesday-saga.html

Sometimes I think, maybe everyone is getting tired of my opining, but then I dismiss those negative vibes from my brain, KNOWING that you all LOVE my madcap, zany, pontifications illuminations that flow from my fertile imaginations imagination!

I'm sure glad they have that "cross out" feature, or I would be embarrassed by all my missed takes!




Abraham Lincoln once said...




What honest Abe said explains why so many turn to my blog! On the vast, world wide internet, you NEVER know what's true and what's not, but on my blog you have the guarantee that it's ALL a bunch of crapolla! That is very reassuring ain't it? 




All joking aside, I have no need of viewers, high ratings, fame, adulation, or enormous wealth, but I would really LIKE all that!!




What matters to me is how my humble writings make an impact upon your hearts and minds, make you laugh and cry, numb your consciousness to the point of being oblivious to the nasty news of our day, provoke you to commenting in the comments section, make you yearn for nap time, and, most importantly, cause you to shout out loud, "I DON'T GET IT!!"




If I have, in any way, succeeded in any of the afore mentioned goals, I consider myself "the happiest man on the face of the earth," like Lou Gehrig! 




However, I few more "likes" would put me over the top, when it comes to sheer joyfulness and the spirit of Scrooge turning good and the Grinch's heart getting _____sizes bigger! Place number of sizes in comments section below.