John Lennon Lives? My Theory
There's a guy I discovered on YouTube named Bob Clements. I suspect that is not his real name, because he sounds so much like, and WRITES MUSIC so much like, John Lennon, it's scary!
My theory is that John Lennon faked his death, moved to Scotland, and started writing new songs under the pseudonym, Bob Clements. Kind of the opposite thing of Samuel Clemens who wrote under the name of Mark Twain, but it's exactly the same difference. Figure it out on your own time, I'm kinda busy right now.
Don't believe me? Listen to this...
Told ya!
Wasn't that AMAZING?!
His YouTube channel is Woods, most likely derived from his song, Norwegian Wood, that he wrote when he was John Lennon, in my expert opinion.
I'm not putting this on my blog to bring him more attention, I really don't think he wants a lot of attention, but I'm sharing this with you, my beloved blog readers, to let you in on this little secret that John still lives!
Here is another sample of his incredible stuff...
"Bob" plays all the instruments, does the recordings, and sings on all his songs! Of course, that's something John Lennon would be able to do as well. (wink, wink)
He never shows his face very clearly in his videos. Hmm, I wonder why that would be? (chortle, chortle)
The only thing that makes me question if he is really John Lennon, is that "Bob" is so nice. John was known to be a bit acid-tongued, brutally honest, and unpleasant.
However, I believe that after he faked his death, got away from Yoko, and the paparazzi, he mellowed out a lot!
Anyway, he is very cool, now, and a most pleasant individual!
If you want to hear John's Bob's new songs, check him out, but don't tell anyone about him! Here is the link...
