SATURDAY MORNING POST
THE LEGENDARY BAND COLDPLAY WILL PERFORM A CONCERT AT THE SOUTH POLE IN 80 BELOW TEMPS TO LIVE UP TO THEIR NAME...IT MAY LAST FOR OVER 5 SECONDS.
THE MOODY BLUES CANCELLED A BIG GARY, TEXAS CONCERT BECAUSE CHERYL MERRITT (ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST FANS) WOULD BE AT A COLDPLAY CONCERT...THEY SAID IT MADE THEM MOODY AND BLUE.
OBAMA ADMINISTRATION SHUTS DOWN A BUNCH OF EMBASSIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR FEAR OF TERRORIST ATTACKS...IN TOTALLY UNRELATED NEWS, OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS BLAMED FOR NOT BRINGING BENGAZI TERRORISTS TO JUSTICE...EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW WHO AND WHERE THEY ARE.
MAN FREES COYOTE FROM BARBED WIRE FENCE...THEN BEAR FREES THE SAME MAN FROM BARBED WIRE FENCE HE GOT CAUGHT IN AFTER FREEING THE COYOTE...WHAT A SILLY WORLD!
ELVIS SIGHTING AT A WALMART IN ABNORMAL, ILLINOIS...HE HAD BREAD, PEANUT BUTTER, AND BANANAS IN HIS CART...AND A FEW THINGS FROM THE PHARMACY.
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
