OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Rosie and Gary walked through the massive, cavern-like doorway of the Hall Of Glirkazoids, where they had entered millions of toms before.
The Supreme Glirkheads had summoned them, once again, for a secret mission of utmost impotence!
Since Gary was a VERY IMPOTENT Glirkazoid, he would be perfect for this mission!
Rosie (AKA Yellow Rose) was legendary in the history of their planet, Glirka! She was so proficient in all of the ancient methods of inter-planetary conflicts, "keek-yo-bott" self defense, word warfare, and emulsification of creepy, ugly, alien beasts, she was the perfect complement to Gary, who was brave...uh...but...umm...had a brain one card short of a full house...if you catch my drift...snowflake.
The 9 Supreme Glirkheads sat behind a huge judge bench type thingy, way up high, so Gary and Rosie had to look up to them. They were old and wise, with long white beards, and wearing scarlet robes and pointy scarlet hats. Kind of like gnome lawn ornaments, but much more respectable.
The Absolute, Powerful, Supreme Glirkhead, spoke first ...with a great echoing, reverb sound!
"Gary and Yellow Rose," you are probably wondering why we summoned you here in person, instead of calling you on the Glirkaphone, right?
Gary - "Not really. I figured you were dying to look at our pretty faces again!"
Rosie - (Whispering) "Gary!! Have some respect for the Supreme Glirkheads, you knucklehead!"
The APSG - "That's okay, after all these billions of years, we know Gary by now. He's a scatterbrained, fun loving, rebellious, mischievous moron, but Rosie...you and him have never failed us, no matter how impossible the mission!"
Rosie - "Is this mission so secret and important that you were afraid to call us on the Glirkaphone for fear the call may have been intercepted?"
The APSG - "No...we just wanted to see your pretty faces! Just kidding, just kidding! See, the Supreme Glirkheads have a sense of humor too! Ha Ha Ha!"
The 9 Supreme Glirkheads sat behind a huge judge bench type thingy, way up high, so Gary and Rosie had to look up to them. They were old and wise, with long white beards, and wearing scarlet robes and pointy scarlet hats. Kind of like gnome lawn ornaments, but much more respectable.
The Absolute, Powerful, Supreme Glirkhead, spoke first ...with a great echoing, reverb sound!
"Gary and Yellow Rose," you are probably wondering why we summoned you here in person, instead of calling you on the Glirkaphone, right?
Gary - "Not really. I figured you were dying to look at our pretty faces again!"
Rosie - (Whispering) "Gary!! Have some respect for the Supreme Glirkheads, you knucklehead!"
The APSG - "That's okay, after all these billions of years, we know Gary by now. He's a scatterbrained, fun loving, rebellious, mischievous moron, but Rosie...you and him have never failed us, no matter how impossible the mission!"
Rosie - "Is this mission so secret and important that you were afraid to call us on the Glirkaphone for fear the call may have been intercepted?"
The APSG - "No...we just wanted to see your pretty faces! Just kidding, just kidding! See, the Supreme Glirkheads have a sense of humor too! Ha Ha Ha!"
At that, ALL 9 Supreme Glirkheads begin laughing!
Supreme Glirkhead #5 - "Did ya hear the one about a Progbeast, a Fluffnex, and a Qurettaziz walked into a bar, and the Progbeast says, "Do you serve crabs here, and the bartender says, no, but in your case we'll make an exception!"
The APSG - "Okay, okay...enough levity! Let's get back to the MOST IMPORTANT MISSION of all tom!!"
My word! What could this mission be?!
Will Rosie and Gary be able to handle it?!
We will find out next week in the next episode of...
OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!
