I MUST DO MY BLOG REAL FAST TODAY

We have got a zillion things to do today, and I'm supposed to be taking a nap to prepare to drive 4 hours this afternoon on a trip, but first I need to do my blog thingy so I don't let down all my faithful fans!

Guns: Folks say I need my assault weapons that shoot 500 rounds per second to defend myself against the gover-ment!

DUH!! If the government comes after you, they'll have BIG HUGE guns, tanks, rockets, missile loaded drones, bunker bustin' BOMBS...and here you are with your insignificant little gun.

Haven't you seen those drone attacks on the news?  

The dudes are driving along in their cars, minding their own beeswax, then BOOM!!!! 

A hell fire missile blows them to kingdom come with no warning at all, whatsoever!!!

That's what they would do to you!

You would not even have time to pick up your stupid, rapid fire, pea shooter! 

You wouldn't know what hit you, brother!

Remember the old saying, don't take a knife to a gunfight? 

How's about, don't take a rifle to fight a government with the mightiest arsenal in the whole wide world!!!! Including NUKES!

I may be silly, but sometimes I think people use that 2nd Amendment as an excuse to play pretend soldier, or maybe pretend mass murderer, but I could be wrong.

Do you think some folks just enjoy that feeling of power that comes from knowing they could kill 20 or 30 people with just one weapon?

No! If that were true, you would see multiple murders all over this country.

NAPS: I need to take my nap. 

Wish I had tom to share more stuff with you!