OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
When we last got a glimpse of our Glirkazoid gadabouts, Richie Havens was just about to explain how to defeat the fearsome Monster Of Malevalentay, and rescue the beautiful Princess Of Pyrotussin.
Richie Havens - "Okay, all you have to do is..."
Gary - "Richie! How come you never married? Are you, uh, I mean..."
Richie Havens - "Gay?"
Gary - " I knew it! I knew you were light in the loafers!!"
Rosie - "Gary!! Do NOT make fun of Richie because he's gay!!"
Richie - "I'm NOT gay!! I was married to my wife, Nancy, have 3 kids, 5 grand kids, and 2 great grand kids!!"
Check out wikipedia if you don't believe me...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richie_Havens
"NOW, getting back to how to defeat the Monster Of Malevalentay, you need to..."
Gary - "Wait! I'm checking out that Wiki link! What? It says you are not entirely black! It says, quote...Born in Bedford–Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, Havens was the oldest of nine children. He was of Native American (Blackfoot) descent on his father's side and of the British West Indies on his mother's. His grandfather was Blackfoot of the Montana/South Dakota area. Havens's grandfather and great-uncle joined Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, got off in New York City, and ended up on the Shinnecock Reservation in Long Island. Havens's grandfather got married, then moved to Brooklyn."
Rosie - "What in Halley's Comet difference does it make if he's black, native American, or green, like you and me, all we know is people got to be free!"
Richie - "That's beautiful, Rosie! I think Gary is just surprised about me not being totally African American, and..."
Gary - "No! That's not it. I trust old black men, like Uncle Remus, Morgan Freeman, and all of the wise old black men in Earth movies, but I'm not so sure about other Earth races!"
Gary - "No WAY! Does only trusting black folks make me a racist? Don't forget, Morgan Freeman is God!"
Richie - "Let me guess. You subscribe to The Movie Channel, right?"
Gary - "Netflix."
Richie - "Well, the movies of Earth are not all real, Gary! Most of them are made up stories, fantasies, fiction...and Morgan Freeman is NOT God."
Gary - "Blasphemer!! You best ask Morgan's forgiveness, pal!"
Rosie - "GARY! STOP!! JUST STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, KNUCKLEHEAD!!"
Richie - "It's all good, my Glirkazoid friends. So, here is the way to destroy the mean, mad, Monster Of Malevalentay...you just..."
Rosie - "What was it like at Woodstock?"
Richie - "Et tu, Rosie?" It was COOL! It was FABULOUS! NOW, YOU GUYS SHUT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO KICK THE MONSTER OF MALEVALENTAY'S BUTT!! OKAY!!!"
Rosie and Gary - "Okay."
Richie - "You simply have to..."
Gary - "Did you..."
Richie - "YOU TAKE AWAY HIS SCEPTOR!!!! YOU TAKE AWAY HIS SCEPTOR!!!"
See the sceptor in his hand?
Gary - "Hey. No need to lose your cool, Richie. We got it. You take away his sceptor."
Richie - "Correct!"
Gary - "What's a sceptor?"
Rosie - "I'll explain later, Gary. Thanks, Richie! Can you get us over to Pyrotussin, so we can complete our mission?"
Instantly, Richie has transported our team to Pyrotussin!!!
Rosie - "Wow! That was quick!"
Gary - "Yeah! Richie didn't say goodbye or nuttin' honey! It's almost like he was happy to get rid of us!"
Rosie - "You think? By the way, don't call me honey!"
Suddenly, our Glirkazoid gladiators are startled by the deafening roar of the Monster Of Malevalentay, emitted from his giant cave, where he is holding the Princess Of Pyrotussin in abject slavery!
Yes! Richie has transported them to the entrance of the monster's cave, but without weapons, how can they ever hope to defeat this undefeated foe?
Like Rocky Marciano
I guess you'll have to join us next Wednesday to find out...unless I stretch this part out to build the suspense over the next few episodes, but I doubt that, because I'm an impatient guy that yearns to find out what happens to Rosie and Gary when they battle the Monster Of Malevalentay in OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!!
