Wednesday, December 31, 2014

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
THE SAGA CONTINUES




Yellow Rose could easily endure temperatures that ranged from 222 degrees below zero to 222 degrees above zero, because of her in tents training on the miserable planet of Vortex, where the temps range from 222 degrees below zero to 222 degrees above zero every day! 

Her exhausted brain, however, was not able to imagine, in her wildest dreams, how she would survive the weather conditions on Phurnaphreez, where her personal spazeship, the Lady Mim, had crash landed, whilst on the way to visit Gary, to play in the bi-centennial, Hungry Games.




Phurnaphreez could not support ANY life forms, whatsoever, due to the impossible, deadly, unimaginable, stinking conditions that permeated every agonizing inch of this God forsaken excuse for a planet!

Rosie was thinking positive stuff. She still had the Lady Mim for shelter, a bit of  "food in a tube" (it looked like toothpaste but tasted like roast beast), a jug of glirf (glirf is the purple water from her home planet of Glirka, that tastes like Grape Nehi), and a few days of oxygen. 

You and I would panic in a situation like this, but what did Rosie do? She started singing this song...

What an awesome gal! 

In the meantime, Gary was getting worried!

Yellow Rose should have been there by now!

The Hungry games are held every 200 years on the asteroid of Gluten, where different creatures from all over the universe come together for glorious eating contests. 

Rosie and Gary had won the team competition for the last 800 years (bi-centennially speaking...4 times), and they were expected to win again this year, but...alas...no Yellow Rose! 

WILL ROSIE BE RESCUED?

WILL GARY FORM A POSSE 
TO FIND HER? 

WILL THE HUNGRY GAMES BE CANCELLED?

YAWL COME BACK NEXT 
WEEK TO FIND OUT!!