WHO?WHAT?WHERE?
WHEN?WHY?HOW?
WEDNESDAYS!!!
Who? What? Where? When? Why? How? Wednesdays are when I get to ask all the mind probing questions, and you provide the witty, profound answers!
Example of Glirkazoid Mind Probe
Have you rigorously studied ahead of time?
Yes?
How could you have? I'm making this up as I go along!
This will be a timed test, so answer quickly, and if you don't know an answer, stay on it until your times up.
READY? BEGIN!
Question 1. What is Coldplay?
a. Children making snowmen.
b. Eskimos making whoopie.
c. A band.
d. Canada's outdoor theater in January.
Question 2. Who or what is this?
Hint: Not Brad Pitt!
Question 3. Where are the dead Bigfoots?
a. They evaporate at death.
b. They are immortal, like Adrian Paul.
c. Bigfoots eat their dead.
d. They are raptured to Bigfoot Paradise.
Question 4. True or False: Madonna is not REALLY a virgin.
Question 5. Fill in the blank: "And the sign said ____ _____ ______ ______ need not apply."
Hint
Question 6. Fill in the blank: "So I ___ __ __ ____ __ _____ __ ___ and I went in to ask him ___.
Question 7. Fill in the blank: He said, you look like a ____ __________ _____ ___ I think you'll do.
Question 8. Fill in the blank: " So I took off my hat and said imagine that, huh, me ______ for you!
Question 9. Name the band that did the afore mentioned song. (Ha! This one's not so easy, is it?) HINT: FMEB.
Question 9. Why isn't this question 10?
Question 10. Shouldn't this really be question 11?
Question ?. In 1o,000 worms or less, tell our viewers why this is the weirdest blog you've ever read. (Worms?)
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