Out Of This World Wednesday...
Preparation Situation
The vast, dark, emptiness of spaze is far too immense for human, or alien brains to comprehend.
On the other hand (or other slimy claw), the unlimited largeness of our Milky Way Galaxy could fit into the entire universe a trillion toms!!
Not quite a trillion toms, but I tried.
That makes our Glirkazoid guy and gal, namely, Gary and Rosie, a speck, of a speck, of a speck, compared to the unending expanse of eternal nothingness we like to call SPAZE!!!
My point being, that in their infinitesimal tinyness, they STILL have displayed the powers, skills, and genius intelligence to save the whole dang universe, MULTIPLE toms!!
Multiple Toms
We zoom in on our dynamic duet, working on the Silver Sausage's cull shield and singing an ancient Glirkazoidian folk song...
Gary - ♪ Yay, hee, we sing a song, to make our work go fast...♪
Rosie - ♪ Yay, hee, our ship needs work. for the cosmos is so vast...♪
Gary - ♪ Yay, who, we carry on so our enemies won't last...♪
Rosie - ♪ Yay, who, we get prepared so we can kick their ..."ask me what our next exciting mission is gonna be, Gary!"
Gary - "Okay. What is our next exciting mission gonna be, Rosie?"
Rosie - "Guess!"
Gary - "Why do you always do that, Rosie? Just tell me!"
Rosie - "That's no fun! C'mon and guess!"
Gary - "It could be a trizillion things, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Just take a guess! You'll NEVER guess it!"
Gary - "THAT'S THE POINT, ROSIE!! I could guess for 10,000 minnilliups and never stumble on the answer!!!"
Rosie - "Just try, Gary! Humor me!"
Gary - "Okay! Okay! Uh, let's see. We will fly to the 3rd moon of Cerubiax to emulsificate a giant spaze monster."
Rosie - "Ha ha ha! You idiot! Nooo!! You're WAY OFF...goofball!!"
Gary - "That's it!! I'm not guessing any more, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Please! Pleeeease, guess again, Gary!!"
Gary - "NO WAY! You'll laugh at me!"
Rosie - "I PROMISE I won't laugh, Gary! REALLY! Take another guess!"
Gary - "Very well. The Spaze Command wants us to negotiate a peace plan between the Hergomeths and Grodolytes before they totally annihilate each other."
Rosie - "B...B....B.....Bwah ha ha ha ha!!!! Gary, you silly goose!! You know the Hergomeths and Grodolytes are incapable of peace! What a knucklehead you are!! They are like the Democrats and Republicans from future/past Earth accounts!"
Gary - " ROSIE!!! You promised you would NOT laugh!! I told you it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to guess the mission!! I couldn't guess, even if it was a simple thing like traveling a zillion liteyaros to Pyrotussin, cross the Sea Of Megadeth, defeat the Deaf Dragon, climb the Stairway To Havens, and save the Magical Princess Of Pyrotussin!!!"
Princess Of Pyrotussin
Rosie - "Wha...wha...WHAT? That's IT! THAT'S our next mission!!! Are you clairvoyant, Gary?!! "
noun
- a person who claims to have a supernatural ability to perceive events in the future or beyond normal sensory contact.
adjective
- having or exhibiting an ability to perceive events in the future or beyond normal sensory contact."he didn't tell me about it and I'm not clairvoyant"
Gary - "Naw! I read your "secret" message last night, while you were "sawing logs!"
Rosie - "You big R.O.U. S. (rodent of unusual size), you were leading me on all the tom, and I'll have you know, I DO NOT SNORE, skeezix!!
Gary - "I recorded it, Rosie!!
Just listen!!
