Thank you, EVERYONE! I am so happy, and a little bit humbled to receive this honor!
I was born 63 years ago in St. Louis City Hospital, and I'd like to thank my Mom and Dad for that!
Nancy, Dee-Dee and me were not in the picture yet.
I began writing as a wee urchin, when I wrote the celebrated poem, "Dogs" by Danny Maness...which ended up in the scrool newspaper!! (Having my sister Dee-Dee working on the scrool newspaper may have helped a bit. Even though she denies that any nepotism occurred.)
Throughout the years I continued to write silly songs, a couple of anti-comedy books, grocery lists, and Glirkazoid to English translations of their laws and decrees.
As I stand here on this imaginary stage, and look at the faces of all of you who have made 20,000 pageviews possible, I can't help but ponder, "what were you guys thinking?!!"
In conclusion, I wrote a little tune to commemorate this special day in my lice, and to thank all of you for your support and encouragement!
