QUESTIONS FROM MY BLOG READERS ALL OVER THE WORLD 

Recently I invited my faithful readers to send in questions about me and also non-important issues. 

Here are just a few questions, out of the thousands we received.

Jimmy, from Chicago, Il. - "Hey, Danny. What makes you so funny?"

Me - Thanks for joining our question and answer session, Jimmy! I guess I was just born funny. As far back as I can remember, people laughed at me for no apparent reason. At first, it made me a little self conscious, thinking I was funny LOOKING or something, but then I stopped worrying about it and followed the example of my hero, pictured below.

Alfred E. Neuman

Eloise, from San Jose, Ca. - "Hi, Danny! I've been reading your blog for a long, long time and STILL don't understand what you're talking about. Is it me or you that's confused?"

Me - It' s definitely me, Eloise! I really wasn't sure until 87% of the questions submitted were, pretty much, exactly like yours. Some say I'm a complicated soul, others believe me to be eccentric, but my dad always said I was in between dumb and dumber. 

Baroo, from Wewak, Papua New Guinea - "Mister Maness, My name is Baroo. I would LOVE to come to the U.S. of A. some day and live with you for a while. It is beauteous in Wewak, but not much to do. America is so exciting and fun! Would you please welcome me?" 

Me - How are you, Baroo? You are more than welcome to come and live here with me and my family! The more the merrier, I always say! I will give you directions to Peoria, Il., brother. 

Baroo - "Peoria, Il.? I am thinking Baroo will stay in Wewak, no offense, but c'mon man, I want to step UP!"

Recent photo of Peoria, Il. establishment. Circa 10/26/2018

Pecos Pete, from Rattlesnake, Texas - "Howdy Dan'l! What is the circumference of Jupiter?"

Me - 272,946 miles. Ha ha! That happens to be the SECOND most asked question! You Bloggadocious 222 fans know my expertise, don't ya? 

That's where my ceiling fan ran off to! 

Delmita, from Iceball, Alaska - "I listen to the music videos you share with us on your blog. Have you had singing lessons, Danny?"

Me - No, I have not, Delmita.

Delmita - "That's what I thought."

Let's prove Delmita's point! 

Okay! That's all the questions we can handle at this point in Tom! 

At least somebody thought it was funny! 

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