Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Out Of This World Wednesday
Escape From Tummy Acid!



In our last exciting episode of Out Of This World Wednesday, the iconic Silver Sausage spazeship was swallowed by the enormous Ramadragon, with Rosie and Gary on board!

Gary - "Since this is the end of us, Rosie, I need to tell you something I've always wanted to tell you."



Rosie - "I'm over here by the cull shield, Gary! In all this darkness, you were talking to the cloak rack!"



Gary - "Okay. Just keep talking, Rosie, and I'll make my way over to you."

Sound of Gary stumbling in the dark.

Rosie - "Here I am, over here, la la la, keep walking this way..."BUMP!!!

Gary - "Whoops! Sorry, Rosie! Did I break your antenna?"


Rosie - "I'm good, I'm good, now what is so important that you needed to stumble over here to tell me?"

Gary - "Well, since we are heading for that big "muthership in the sky," where all Glirkazoids go to die, I need to FINALLY tell you that I..."

Suddenly, the gluttonous Ramadragon lets out a big belch, and the Silver Sausage, with Gary and Rosie inside, is tossed across the beasts belly with tremendous velocity!

Rosie - "Gary! The Silver Sausage will not survive another violent tossing like that! It will break apart, and the Ramadragon's stomach acid will caustically corrode us in seconds!!"

Gary - "There's only one thing we can do, Rosie girl!"

Rosie - "No! I know what you're thinking, and that's suicide!"

Gary - "I know, but we have no other choice! If we don't try, we will bite the spaze dust, anyway!"



Gary and Rosie are talking about a highly experimental, iffy device, that would, hypothetically, propel the Silver Sausage out of the Ramadragon's butt at 10 times gwarp speed, but would, most likely crush our little Glirkazoid pals into Silly Putty! Although installed on all Glirkazoid spazeships, the device has never been utilized, due to a paralyzing fear of an agonizing death!

Gary - "What have we got to lose, Rosie! Let's push that Big Red Butt Bustin' Button and see what happens!"

Rosie - "Okay! But before we push the Big Red Butt Bustin' Button, we need to follow the teaching of Master Lee, who said...



Gary - "I don't get it, Rosie! Let's just push the stupid button!"

Rosie - "No, no! First, we must convince our inner being that we will go with the flow of 10 times gwarp speed, and become as if we are H2O, in a liquid sense, so as not to be squished into Silly Putty!!"



Gary - "How could H2O NOT be in a liquid sense? Anyway, I get your point!"

Rosie - "FINALLY! I mean, GOOD, let's begin to transform our little Glirkazoid bodies into free flowing forms."

Gary and Rosie - Ah oooms, ah oooms, make our bodies flow when we zooms, ah too, tah gate, bring us to a liquid state..."

Slowly, our Glirkazoid Gurus become liquefied, and Gary pushes the Big Red Butt Bustin' Button, which ain't easy when you're liquefied!!

Example of someone being liquefied.

In the twinkling of an eye, the magnificent Silver Sausage spazeship shoots out of the hiney of the totally surprised Ramadragon!



Rosie and Gary, being in a liquid state, are not smashed into Silly Putty, and actually enjoyed the experience, as strange as it sounds! 



No more worries about the Ramadragon, since they are now 60 million light years away, plus, the Ramadragon ain't gonna eat that ship again!

60 million light years closer to Krug the Kruddy, and soon face to face with that hideous monster!!! 

Krug - "Who you callin' a hideous monster? Zit face!!

Join us next Wednesday for the next installment of ...