Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Sundaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I'm kind of happy that so few folks read my blob anymore!

It's an uninhibiting feeling that I have the freedom to write ANYTHING I want with no fear of criticism, retaliation, or nuttin' honey!

For instance, tellin' ya about my genuine belief in the Glirkazoids, who came to our planet by accident, but decided that they would help us moronic earthlings make technological advances that we would have never imagined in a billion years!

Do you see my point? Now, no one will chime in with, "there's no such things as Glirkazoids, " because no one really cares about the stupid crap I write anymore! Yaaaaaaaay!

Wait a second and I'll check my view count. 

Listen to the music while I'm away!

It says I have 21,397 views, but I really think it's just a glitch in the system, because out of 21,397 views I SHOULD have hundreds and hundreds of comments, but I donut!

Another thing I can say, due to my lack of viewers, is that I have no interest, and get no excitement or pleasure, from seeing your plate of food on Facebook, your unending selfies, telling me if I don't repost your bullcrap I'm an evil person, your stupid material items that you'll get tired of next week, your lavish vacations that you seem to take every month, and most important of all, telling me that MY brilliant songs and videos are dumb!!  

That is simply rude...dude!

Why am I writing this? Hmmm? 

No one reads my blob anymore!!

I guess I can't help myself.

I must be a blob attic! 

Or...is the "BLOB" hiding in my attic!

Very scary scenario, if ya arsk me!!!