Wednesday, June 10, 2015

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY RIDES AGAIN!





Our intrepid Glirkazoid warriors, Rosie and Gary, go through the all important check list for their mission to Zaddy-Oh, to destroy the horrible Mayness The Aaness, who has enslaved the entire populace, to work in the purple pupunite mines in perpetuity! 


Gary - "Cull shield wipes for wiping the cull shield!"

Rosie - "Check!" 

Gary - "Six pair of Don Alversos tweezers for personal hygiene!"




Rosie - "Check!"

Gary - "Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt, for good fortune!"




Rosie "Check!"

Gary - "Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical, denizens of the deep, who haul, stall, around the corner of the quo, of the quay, of the quivy, all at the very same tom!"

Rosie - "Check? Wait a minute, you're doing an old Jerry Lewis bit, you knucklehead! You need to take this seriously, Gary!"



Gary - "Ha Ha Ha! You were the one checking them off, Rosie! Chortle, hee hee haw!!"

Rosie - "Okay, you got me, but now, let's get down to business!"


Gary - "Two extra tons of sevrullium chrorate dilithium crystals for , emergency propelsion, if needed!"

Rosie - "No check!"

Gary - "Wha...wha...waddaya mean...no check?"

Rosie - "That's what I said, NO...CHECK!! It seems you ordered sodium chloride instead!"

Gary - "I ordered two tons of table salt?"

Rosie - "Righty oh, and it's too late to offload it! We need to get to Zaddy-Oh and free the slaves in the pupunite mines before they cave in, like Big Gaz prophesied!"


Big Gaz...Earthling Prophet

The Academy Award winning special effects take us through a colorful, spinning "wormhole," back to the planet of Zaddy-Oh, and down, down, deep down into the tomb-like pupunite mines, where we focus in on a really adorable green haired (sometimes red haired) creature, who goes by the name of Katest3r! 

The following song begins to play...

Please listen to this song during Katest3r's soliloquy.

A solil0quy is kinda like talking to yourself.

Katest3r - (Sitting on a pretty, purple, pile of pupunite, and pondering, prolifically)"I ham bloomin' hupset, that I ave to sit on this bloody pile o' pupunite, when I could bloody well be tiken amizin' vi-ki-tions about the flippin' universe!
"Blimey...once I traversed to all the beauteous pli-ces in the bloody universe with me beloved Tig, and now we're stuck in this pity-full pupunite prison!"

Rhymesauce - (Speaks to her from the darkness of the pit) "How can you talk that way, Katest3r? You don't have a Cockney accent!"

Katest3r - "I just thought it would make my character more interesting, Rhymesauce."

Rhymesauce - "Character? What do you mean?"

Katest3r - "I mean, if anyone ever writes a blog that recounts our exploits in this miserable mine, my character will be a bit more compelling!"

Gounderus - (Adding his two cents) "Katest3r! You don't need to do ANYTHING to improve your fascinating, engaging, marvelous personality! In addition, with your lovely green hair and magnificent adorableness, you will be the shining star of any blog that is eloquent enough to describe your stunning, beautiful heart, soul, and mind!"

Katest3r - "Wow, Goundy! You really have a way with words!" 

Rhymesauce - "He certainly does, in fact, I thought of a little Rhyme that goes along with his words..."

"Kate is cool, no need to improve,
Far out, sweet, and in the groove,
Fascinating and engaging,
Hair of green, and quite amazing,
I'll try to make this eloquent,
Katest3r is heaven sent!" 
Disclaimer - This is not a REAL Rhymesauce rhyme! Just an unreasonable facsimile! 

Katest3r - "You guys make me feel so special...uh, I mean...you blokes mike me feel so spiffers!"

Meanwhile...back on the Silver Sausage...


Gary - "Do we have tom to pick up a few thousand boiled eggs before we blast off, Rosie?"

Rosie - "Why in the universe would we bring a few thousand boiled eggs...and who's Tom?"

Gary - "To use up the two tons of salt I accidentally loaded on the ship! I love salt on my boiled eggs!"

Rosie - "We can release the salt on our way, goofball, but right now we need to blast off into the wild black yonder of spaze!!"

Rosie pushes the "go go" button and we hear the cool sound as the Silver Sausage swooshes off...


Actual sound of the legendary Silver Sausage spazeship!

Wait a minute! How are they going to defeat the indestructible, Mayness The Aaness when they arrive on Zaddy-Oh?!

Will they arrive before the pupunite mine poops out, and pummels the population with pebbles and pub-sized poulders?! (I mean boulders!)

Join us next week for the next exciting and bizarre episode of...