TRAVELIN' TUESDAY-NOT!!!

Got rear ended 'bout a week ago,

Thought everything was cool and Kosher,

I had insurance, so did she,

Was sure there'd soon be closure.

Well, our car is still broken down,

With the muffler lying on the ground,

Her "swift" insurance adjuster,

Is no where to be found!

We've been renting a car from Enterprise,

At 40 bucks a day,

It's nice to drive a brand new Cruze,

But who is gonna pay?

We call and call her insurance firm,

The name is Elephant?

No one's ever heard of it,

Is it time for us to punt?

They never will return our calls,

So we call our insurance place,

They say there's nothing they can do,

Safe Auto's a disgrace!

So here we are without our car,

Through no fault of our own,
I know God will work it out,
But still I cry and moan,

It just helps to share my woes,
With friends who really care,
Anyway it's my mistake,
For thinking life is fair.

BURMA SHAVE