OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Episode Six
When we last visited our wild and kwazy super heroes, Rosie and Gary, they were being visited by Big Gaz and Rhymesauce, super heroes who "transmigraphated" from the planet Earth with a BOOM!
Big Gaz Rhymesauce
Gary - "Hey, dudes! Good to see ya! Wuz up!"
Rhymesauce - "Supreme Glirkheads, planet Glirka,
Swyparooski, wearing a burka,
Rosie and Gary, Golden Chicken Of Kluck, platinum eggs, we give a flock!"
Big Gaz - "In other words, mates, the Supreme Glirkheads contacted us, and told us about your mission to take back the Golden Chicken of Kluck, and since we give a flock, we will help you out, ya little wombat poops!"
Rosie - "Are you sayin' we're square, Big Gaz?"
Big Gaz - "Just gammin you blokes a bit! Now what direction are we headin'?"
Gary - "We ain't headin' NO direction with you two!!!
How do we know that you're not gonna steal the Golden Chicken Of Kluck, that lays platinum eggs, for your own selves, and take it back to Earth, buy a private island, have big parties, invite celebrities, like Tony Dow and Jerry Mathers, and leave us dry and high!"
Rosie - "Shut your dumb mouth, Gary! Big Gaz and Rhymesauce have been our friends for millions of years! If we can't trust them, we can't trust NOBODY!"
Big Gaz - "No worries, mates! We'll just get out of your hair, g'day!"
Rhymesauce - "Richard Nixon, Hillary Clinton, fake gold bars, covered in rust, Bagdad Bob, Geraldo Rivera, Al Capone's Treasure, who can you trust?"
At that, they both disappeared as quickly as they blasted unto them, to use a little biblical lingo for ya!
Rosie - "You big knucklehead! You hurt their feelings!"
Gary - "Don't you see, Rosie?!! It was all a ploy! A ploy, I tell ya, to grab OUR Golden Chicken Of Kluck!"
Rosie - "You're losing it, old friend! Didn't you ever watch The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre?!"
Now the scene changes to the Flying Fortress Of Platinum, where Swyparooski is feelin' ANOTHER disturbance in the forze!
I know this Swiperooski looks different, but he's a shapeshifter!
Swyparooski - "I feel a GREAT disturbance/premonition in the forze, Bosco! I sense two Glirkazoidian, legendary heroes will storm the Flying Fortress Of Platinum to grab the Golden Chicken Of Kluck, but they will be outnumbered by my three (count 'em, one...two...three) blue dragons, who will devour them before they even SEE the Golden Chicken Of Kluck! Ha ha ha ha...(echoing ha ha's, like an evil alien would ha ha) haaa, haaaa, haaaaa, haaaaaa!"
Bosco - "Yes, me Lord! The three blue dragons will swoop down upon them with terrorizing destructive devastation, rip them into tiny little pieces, burn them with the fire emitting from their mouths, and devour the charred remains of their pathetic little bodies!"
Bosco
Swyparooski pukes!
Swyparooski - "Why do you have to be so graphic, Bosco? You made me hurl my guts up!"
Bosco - "Sorry, Master. I didn't mean to make your tummy so queasy that you hurled up that yellowish green, vomitous mass of chunky pizza and spaghetti mixture, that stinks worse than Alabama skunk roadkill in the hot sun...
Swyparooski pukes again!!
Swyparooski - "SILENCE, YOU MORON! I get the point!!!"
Rosie - "Look...Gary...I see it!!! The flying fortress of platinum!!!!"
Gary - "Good eye, girl! Now what's your plan for getting up there?"
At that very moment, three gigantic blue dragons appear above our beloved Glirkazoid adventurers!!!!
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