This Could Change The
Whole Direction Of My Blog!
Pink on blue is not my style of font and background colors, but oft times I feel I need to diversify a bit.
It is totally possiroo that you prefer pink and blue! Is that true? At least it's new!
At this precise moment in tom I have 65, 382 total pageviews on my blob! How I got them, I don't know!
I say this due to the fact that there are so few comments on my profoundless drivel! Not even haters!
You'd think that out of 65, 382 total pageviews I'd get a few haters! Where are you guys...and gals? (don't want to sound sexist by leaving out the chicks)
Yea, gads! I could NOT go on with the pink on blue any longer, I was getting a nauseating tummy!
Where was I? Oh, yeah, haters, commenters, friends, foes, exclaimers, muted
When I say all, I mean ALL!
It's kinda getting worse than ever before, 'cause folks who used to comment everyday have kinda stopped! I figure it's because I hurt their feelings, wrote something that offended them, didn't acknowledge their heartfelt comment, they died, were put into the WPP (Witness Protection Program), or, uh, who knows? I surely don't!
Don't call me, Shirley! Well, I guess it's okay in this case!
If you can operate your smart phone, smart tv, smart watch, smart refrigerator...you can comment on my stupid blog, I think. I wouldn't know, because I have none of those smart contraptions.
I'm waiting. I'm so excited! This is gonna be GREAT, my friends!! Okay, I'm STILL waiting, gang. It won't be long now, said the long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs! I can just imagine thousands of my blog fans typing their comments at this very moment! What a golden day this will prove to be, my friends!!
I think I got the saying wrong, because rocking chairs would not actually cut the tail off!
I think it should have been, what did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the lawn mower, it won't be long now!
