Sunday, August 28, 2011

Meet Me at Constipation And Diarrhea!


I love cute unusual street names, like Bow Wow Boulevard for a street with a doggy shelter or A- Hole Avenue for a few city blocks of proctologists. Psychiatrists might name their street Wacky Way! However, there are some names that seem to be taboo for street names. For instance, Diarrhea Drive or Constipation Court. Hey, did you hear about that accident on the corner of Snot and Vomit? What if you lived on Leprosy Lane or Puke Parkway? So, give me directions to your house! Well, you start out on Spit Street and make a right on Hitler Highway. Go about two miles and make a left on Jeff Dahmer Drive. Make another left on Casey Anthony Court and you're there! Let's see, Lynch Mob Lane, Decapitate Drive, Armageddon Avenue, Poop Place, Sist Street, Booger Boulevard... Now, what disgusting street names can you come up with?

Danny Maness is going to church?


Yes! I go to church every Sunday.
Now, you may be thinking, "But, Danny, you're a big, dysfunctional, wacked out sinner!"
Duh! Why do you think I need to go to church so badly!