"Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late!"
It's Friday AFTERNOON and I haven't done my blog yet!!
Wha happen?!!
Can't think about that now! I just need to get going on this so I don't miss a day!
I don't do my blog on the weekends, because my old brain needs to rest for a couple of days from the frenetic pace it takes whilst thinking about the complicated, thought provoking stuff I conjure up for my blog during the week, that is so fascinating and interesting to all you folks, but I don't want to miss a weekday, for that would confuse or disappoint you dear readers who have learned to expect a laugh out loud blog post EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK!!!
On the other hand, I don't want to slap something up real quickly, and lose the detailed quality of my often brilliant blog creations.
You know I'm just kidding, right?
I NEVER put any thought or quality into my blog. I follow Nike's advice and "just do it!"
Fascinating and brilliant are not the words to describe my blog. More like bizarre and dysfuntional.
dys·func·tion·al
Dictionary result for dysfunctional
/ˌdisˈfəNG(k)SH(ə)nl/
adjective
- not operating normally or properly."the telephones are dysfunctional"
- deviating from the norms of social behavior in away regarded as bad.
The beauty part of all of this is that you guys and gals are ALSO bizarre and dysfunctional, so my blog is absolutely PERFECT for you!!!
Which is the reason why I'll be reaching a milestone of 50,000 page views in just a few days!!!
I'm at 48, 902 page views at this exact moment, so if I receive 100 views a day, it will only take about 11 days for me to reach 50,000! 50 views per day will take 22 days, if my math serves me well, and it don't, and if I get 1000 views in just one day, well...that ain't gonna happen!
