OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The stores of Glirka were really, really crowded with the ancient holiday of Glirkmas approaching swiftly, without any hesitation, like a reckless, abandon spazeship, bolting at a billion times light speed to a destination called nowhere!!!
Gary and Rosie had yet to buy gifts for each other, and it was always a competition between them as to who would buy whom the wackiest gift.
The stores of Glirka have a vast variety of Glirkmas gifts from all over the entire universe, that are so bizarre, fascinating, and weird that they are almost indescribable...so I won't try...but they look something like the objects below.
Gary - ( Gary talks to himself as he meanders through the stores) "What, pray tell, shall I get for my fabulous friend, Rosie!
"She has everything under the suns (Glirka has two suns), and I need something SUPER RIDICULOUS to really impress and amaze her!"
Rosie - (Talking to herself as she wanders aimlessly through stores) "What can I get my best buddy, Gary, that will totally freak him out, and make ME the winner of our weirdest gift competition!
In the meantime, a gigantic force of wicked, grotesque aliens are planning to attack the beauteous planet of Glirka during the festive Glirkmas season when the Glirkazoids are preoccupied with singing, shopping, and getting high on candy canes! (Glirkazoids get super high from licking candy canes, for some inexplicable reason.)
These horrible aliens are known by the name of Ice-Us, because they have a special weapon that covers their enemies in ice, totally immobilizing them, and leaving them to die in a frigid, frozen tomb!!
Back to our shoppers...
Gary - (Speaking to a sales assistant) "What in the universe is this thing?" (As he picks up some weird contraption)
Sales Assistant - "No touching, sir! That happens to be the hottest Glirkmas item on the planet! You must live under a rock to not know that!"
Gary - (Thinking to himself) "Why, you snobby bee itch! I'm out saving the universe, which includes your sorry arse, and don't have time to watch commercials on Glirkavision, and you're giving me this holier than thou routine, you poor excuse for a Qwertanian mud monster!!"
Gary actually says... "Yes, I DO live under a rock, it's a bit uncomfortable, but it protects me from RUDE life forms, like you!"
Sales Assistant - "Well, I never!!"
Gary - "Maybe if you DID you wouldn't be so mean and nasty!"
I think Gary may have a difficult time getting the perfect gift for Rosie!
I wonder how Rosie is doing?
Join us next week for OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, and more Glirkmas joy!!!
