OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The Caves Of Guano are located on the creepy looking planet of Alucard, where the misty green fog combines with the stench of the bat poo poo to create an ever present atmosphere that is sickening to most lifeforms.
However, Glirkazoids, like Rosie and Gary, are immune to the debilitating, odorous, toxic fumes of the Caves Of Guano, due to a steady diet of pureed bat lips as babies. (A traditional baby food on their planet, Glirka.)
But, why, oh why do we find them wading through the stinking, stagnant water of these dark, ominous caves? Hmm?
They are searching for the legendary, sacred, mysterious, Ark Of The Holey Gruel!
Legend has it that about 12 zillion epoks ago, the greatest of all Glirkazoids, Gork The Great, would keep his magic, hard as a rock, emaciated, full of worm holes, gruel (or oatmeal) in a wooden box. Whenever he opened the box and ate a tiny bit of the magic gruel, he would gain the strength of 2000 gelephants, acquire the wisdom of 10,000 Jeopardy winners, and basically have a nice day.
Somehow, someway, the ark (box) went missing, along with the amazing, powerful, magic gruel. For centuries this prized artifact has been searched for by creatures throughout all of the galaxies and universes. (Yes, there is more than one universe.)
Gary - "I think I've found something in this yucky, stinking water, Rosie!"
Rosie - "I'll shine my super hero flashlight on it."
Gary - "Dang it! It's just another ancient alien probe. They are all over these caves!"
Rosie shudders to think of the horrible atrocities that occurred in the very place they are standing.
All of a sudden, they hear the unmistakable, earth shaking growl of a Megathor!
A Megathor is a tremendously powerful half beast, half robot, half humanoid, who delights in the "examination," shall we say, of helpless, innocent victims from diverse planets in the vast, cosmic system we like to call "SPAZE!"
I was going to describe a Megathor for you, but a picture is worth 1000 worms...
Gary - "I think I've found something in this yucky, stinking water, Rosie!"
Rosie - "I'll shine my super hero flashlight on it."
Gary - "Dang it! It's just another ancient alien probe. They are all over these caves!"
Rosie shudders to think of the horrible atrocities that occurred in the very place they are standing.
All of a sudden, they hear the unmistakable, earth shaking growl of a Megathor!
A Megathor is a tremendously powerful half beast, half robot, half humanoid, who delights in the "examination," shall we say, of helpless, innocent victims from diverse planets in the vast, cosmic system we like to call "SPAZE!"
I was going to describe a Megathor for you, but a picture is worth 1000 worms...
Imagine bumping into THAT in a dark cave! Gives me cold chills up me spine!!
The Megathor kept creeping closer and closer to our little friends, and Gary came up with an idea.
He would leave Rosie out in the middle of the cave, for bait, climb up on some rocks above the beast, and then jump on it's back.
Rosie - "Gary...you ALWAYS use me for bait! Why can't you be the bait sometimes?"
Gary - "Seriously? What self respecting creature would be lured by me, hmmm? You are much better at being the bait than ugly old me!"
Rosie - "Thank you, Gary!" I guess I should feel honored to risk my life...NOT!"
Gary - "Rosie...be quiet and don't move while I climb up on these roc...whoops...whoa Nellie!(Gary falls off the rocks a few times before he gets in position)
Rosie and Gary's little hearts are pounding as they await the Megathor to tip-toe towards them terrifyingly!
What is guano happen?
Will the Megathor use his ukulele as a deadly weapon?
Return next weeg to find out!
