FANTASY FRIDAY

What a day for a daydream,

Cool, sweet breezes blowing,

Let's go and get some ice cream,

And forget about that mowing.

Take a walk down to the river,

Where the Asian Carp are jumping,
I'm sure they'll soon deliver,
A reprieve from all your grumping.

Ain't they cool!

Take in sights and sounds abundant,
Get your wrinkled pale face sunshine,
Make this daily and incumbent,
Like a big ole jug a moonshine.

Greet your neighbors with a big smile,
Even if you're sick and ailin',
Do it with some class and smooth style,
Just like you are Sarah Palin.

Grab a pit bull by his small ears,
Even if he is a stranger,
It's okay, get rid of all fears,
What a laugh, you're not in danger.

Walk up to the local policeman,
Ask him, "Where's your box of doughnuts?"
Make a pig noise, through your cupped hands,
Then run as fast you can.

Day old sushi from the Quick Mart,
Will make your tummy tingle,
It will even make your butt fart,
Like jolly old Kris Kringle.

Yes, Santa Claus has tooters,
The same as you and me,
So never put lit candles,
Upon your Christmas tree!
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