Don't Take Off My Shows Arbitrarily

Who decides to take my favorite shows off TV to show me a BORING political show? Or a sporting event? Or a "breaking news" story? 

Even if I love that particular sport, agree with the boring political show, and think the "breaking news" story is interesting, PLEASE, don't interrupt my "soaps," or my Kelly Clarkson Show, or my basic, mindless entertainment, with what is DEEMED important by some higher power!

We can be certain that whomever decides these things is a stiff, no fun, arrogant, unbending, stuffy, dull, dogmatic, heartless piece of  crud!

This poor excuse of a human bean would have to be ALL OF THE ABOVE, to prevent us from seeing if Charlotte escaped from Cassandra, or what song Kelly sang with that inimitable voice, or if Chelsea and Adam brought Conner his security blanket!!

Cruel and unusual punishment is against the law in this place we like to call the U.S. of A., so how can we be FORCED to watch what we do NOT want, in this land of the free, and conversely, deprived of what we WANT to watch, whilst eating a snack and drinking a beverage!! 

It would not shock me if "THEY" started taking our TV snacks away, and replacing potato chips with (yuck) kale chips...Pepsi with kale juice...White Castle hamburgers with kale burgers!!! 

You may have guessed, I'm not a big kale fan. 

They can take all of this preemptive, slow moving, political, soccer cup, Eastern Slobovian news events stuff, and stick it...on TV at 2 to 4 AM, when the nerds and geeks watch TV...if they are not playing video games, or building battle robots. 

Who's wit me?! If you are, spout off on what bugs you about "THEM" taking your shows off the air for stupid stuff! The world is waiting!!