OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Our Hero Gary
Lest we forget , the events depicted in Out Of This World Wednesday occurred billions and billions of years ago, and this story today is one of the EARLIEST recorded accounts of Gary, our hero, a legendary figure from the blue misty planet of Glirka. Thanks for being patient through this little disclaimer.
When we last saw Gary, his beeper thing was beeping...beep, beep, beep...and he just knew it would be the Supreme Glirkheads cancelling his vacation for a dangerous, difficult, dirty mission!
Gary reluctantly answers his beeps...."Helwo? (Gary had a slight speech impediment) Uh, huh. Yeah, Okay. Bye, bye."
It was the Supreme Glirkheads cancelling his vacation for a dangerous, difficult, dirty mission.
"Gal durn it," exclaimed Gary!
He had to travel 10 zillion light years to Irth (a planet he had never heard of) to straighten out their government healthcare website.
He had to move quickly before Yo 77 got wind of it, because he wanted to do ALL the hero stuff this tom!
YO 77
Gary traversed to this place called Irth in record tom, and what a horrible mess it was! The healthcare website debacle was only a tiny fraction of the monumental problems this planet faced!
The members of their government were all totally nuts! They had wars for no reason, some folks had no food, while others were way too fat, the people worshiped the nasty goddess, Cyley Mirus, they watched a diabolical thing called Veletision that emulsified their already puny brains, they texted their friends, even if they were standing next to each other, and thought that valueless green paper, with pictures of their dead presidents, made them rich!
While Gary was getting dizzy calculating which direction to go, what to do, and where to start first, he saw a colorful flash of light!
"Okay, let me guess," Gary said to her, "the Supreme Glirkheads sent you here to help me with this impossible project, right?"
Yo 77 handed Gary a yellow rose, and said, "No Gary, I came on my own, to let you know that we cannot help this planet, it's too far gone. Only God can help them now."
Gary had a strange feeling come over him, he knew that a yellow rose symbolized honesty and truthfulness to Glirkazoids, and understood that she was telling him the absolute truth!
They formed their legendary team, and went off to save other worlds that could still be saved by our heroes... but Irth would need a more powerful Savior.
After that, Gary gave Yo 77 a nickname, that unbeknownst to him was the nickname her Father had given her as a child.....