I'd Like To Teach The Worms To Sing

♪I'd like to teach the worms to sing,

In my tin can happily,♫

Oh, that would be an awesome thing,

What joy that sight would bring.♪♪

♫I'd like to buy the worms a Coke,

And watch them jump all day,

From such a mighty sugar high,

Before they melt away.♪♫

♫I'd like to take them fishin',

And put them on my hook,

Then throw them in the ocean,

Sea, river, lake, or brook.♫

♫♪I want to try and talk to them,

And thus, communicate,

I think that if I really tried,

We surely could relate.♪

♫It's the reel thing,

That's the way it should be,

Maybe I'll set them free,

When I catch some crappie.♪♪

♫♪It's the reel thing,

That's the way it should go,

I will teach them to row,

It's the reel thing.♫