I'd Like To Teach The Worms To Sing
♪I'd like to teach the worms to sing,
In my tin can happily,♫
Oh, that would be an awesome thing,
What joy that sight would bring.♪♪
♫I'd like to buy the worms a Coke,
And watch them jump all day,
From such a mighty sugar high,
Before they melt away.♪♫
♫I'd like to take them fishin',
And put them on my hook,
Then throw them in the ocean,
Sea, river, lake, or brook.♫
♫♪I want to try and talk to them,
And thus, communicate,
I think that if I really tried,
We surely could relate.♪
♫It's the reel thing,
That's the way it should be,
Maybe I'll set them free,
When I catch some crappie.♪♪
♫♪It's the reel thing,
That's the way it should go,
I will teach them to row,
It's the reel thing.♫