Where Have I Been?

This is not me! 

Chihuahua! All of you faithful readers must be hoppin' mad at me!

I haven't posted a blog story since last OUT OF THIS WORLD WENDESDAY!!

On the other hand, nobody asked where my blog was, or if I died, or if I hitched a ride on the Space X spaceship, and I'm now residing in space! Which would be nothing new for me.

Well, the answer to all of your questions, if you have any, is I was painting my deck, park bench, and glider. I'm old and slow. 

I was also putting in our bucket garden, planting flowers, and doing lots of mowing and weed whipping. 

This is not our bucket garden, but similar. 

Of course, some of you won't believe me, because you think I'm a double naught spy, and travel this thing we like to call "the world", to right all the wrongs that are taking place at a phenomenal rate!!

So here are some photos of what I did, to prove, without a doubt, I was at home and NOT saving the world!

Working at a snails pace takes a long, long time, but it makes me feel good to actually accomplish something...ANYTHING! 

I hope you all can forgive me for neglecting  my duty of providing a funny, entertaining, thought provoking blog for you each day, but it's hard for a man like me to multi-task. Some women will say it's difficult for men, in general, to multi-task, because women are WAY better at multi-tasking, like it was built into their DNA!!

I digress. I'll keep trying to give you a funny, entertaining, thought provoking blog, even though it has NEVER been any of those things to a lot of folks who don't understand my avant-garde style of humor. 

I'm happy that YOU do!! 

Arriva birdie!!!