Mars Landing - The REAL Reason
Mars nerds celebrate like Mr. Peabody and Sherman, when they built the WABAC machine! Well, I think it was Mr. Peabody (the doggie) who actually built it.
Link below tells the whole, riveting story of the actual Mars landing...but why click on reality when I have a better story, hmm?
Did you ever wonder why these "beaker buddies" get so excited over these mundane Moon, I mean Mars landings?
It can't just simply be that their intricate mathematical calculations and mechanical engineering skills have accomplished something that NO humans have EVER accomplished in history.
Of course not! The reason has to be more devious, more deceitful, more CONSPIRATORIAL!
Yes! That's the ticket! It is certainly a DEEP, DARK, DIRTY CONSPIRACY!!
To be totally truthful and transparent today...I don't REALLY know the REAL reason for the Mars landing, but let me throw out some common sense hypotheses.
1. Gold, diamonds, other precious metals.
Remember, that new Mars contraption is gonna be digging into the surface of Mars! Why? To find GOLD, SILVER, and PRECIOUS METALS!!
Watching this cartoon is essential to understanding my blog! Just kidding!
Thar's GOLD in them thar craters! No, wait, that would be the moon. Anyway, you get the point.
2. The "Face On Mars" has beamed signals to NASA, and needs us to save the "underground inhabitants" by drilling through the Mars crust and funneling Red Bull to the dying race. (This blog has no connection to the Red Bull Corporation)
3. The "Military Industrial Complex" wants to use Mars as a base for Trump's new "Space Force", and they are digging the foundation for the B-Wing Starfighters hangars.
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4. Extra Terrestrial beings have landed on Earth and are invading the innermost recesses of the NASA scientists brains, to force them to explore the "red planet", where they will awaken a gigantic red creature that will terrify and eat all the astronauts that come anywhere near it's deadly jaws!
Maybe YOU would like to venture a guess as to WHY the NASA NERDS have landed that billion dollar buggy on Mars, in the comments section below.
