Wednesday, October 30, 2013

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY


Gary turned around slowly, sensing something very large and terrifying was behind him. Here is what he saw...


How was our little hero going to get past this gigantic, multi- headed dragon, to recue his Glirkazoid friends, who were held captive in the Badazzbeast's castle pictured above? 

Little did he know that Glrrrl((()))##++yowow77 ( Yo 77 for short) had been sent by the Supreme Glirkheads to give him assistance in time of need! 

This was a time of need for sure...so when Gary had to shield his eyes  from the dragon's fire, Yo 77 came up from behind the monster, threw a lasso around one of his necks, and tied the other end to a fast moving "sky train," which pulled the critter off into infinity!

To Gary, it seemed like the dragon just vanished into thin air! 

Yo 77 was out of sight before Gary knew it, because Gary would have been upset to learn he was being helped. Especially by a girl!!

Yo 77


Gary was pure in heart, but still had a few flaws, like pride, envy, impatience, arrogance, and lots of other stuff.

It just so happened that Yo 77 scored the highest rating of any Glirkazoid to have ever graduated from the Academy,  male or female!! 

In addition, she was superior in compassion and empathy, because she had TWO HEARTS! 

Gary now had an open road to the castle! He ran at lightening speed, jumped the wide moat like a mountain goat, (hey, that rhymed), defeated 111 guards with his martial arts skill of keek-yo-bot, used his mind retranspostion method to gain the whereabouts of his 222 buddies from the brain of the Badazzbeast's head slave, and found his way to the tower of the castle, where he saw his friends locked behind bars, and in chains!

As Gary made his way down the dark corridor he was suddenly surprised by the enormous, filthy, ugly, Badazzbeast, who jumped out of a secret passageway to block Gary's way to his pals, and try to eat Gary while he was at it!!

The bunny is NOT Gary, this is the only picture I could find of the Badazzbeast.


Our hero, Gary! Yaaaaay!

Gary battled with the Badazzbeast valiantly, but he was no match for a creature 100 times bigger and stronger than him!

Just as the Beast is about to devour our little buddy, a colorful flash of light, like a rainbow colored sunbeam, streams into the corridor. 

It's Yo 77!!
I know what you're thinking, this picture of Yo 77 doesn't look like the picture above, right?
That's because Yo 77 changes her appearance when she goes in to action, to save Gary!!

Even though Yo 77 has to show herself to Gary, she knows that Gary is in serious doo doo, and he needs some backup!

They double team Mr. Badazzbeast!

First Yo 77 smacks him upside his hideous mouth, then Gary kicks him where it REALLY hurts, Yo 77 then wraps her lasso around his ugly legs and trips him, so Gary can point his ray gun into the Beast's mouth to shoot off his uvula...which is the only way to destroy a Badazzbeast! 

In a really cool, fiery display of orange, yellow and blue flames, the Badazzbeast blows up in front of our eyes, and the triumphant music begins to play in the background!


Then we hear Gary say, "Did they HAVE to send a girl?!!"


In the next scene, Gary and Yo 77 are releasing the 222 captives, the camera backs away from our dynamic duo, farther and farther through the roof of the castle, showing the castle on the mountain top, then up, up, through the clouds, in to the stars...and the song, When You're A Free Man, by the Moody Blues, is playing ever so sweetly in the background  until the end of the movie and through the credits.


No, wait!  This ain't a movie! It was so exciting, it felt like an action packed movie!

This is REAL LIFE!

See ya next week for OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!